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    Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well

    "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?

    Fully Functional Steampunk Vibrator Might Scald Your Privates

    USB Vibrator Brings Bodily Fluids a Bit Too Close to Your Ports

    The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator Is as Disappointing as the Real Thing

    Vintage Massagers Look Like Torture Devices

    Vibrating Pet Glove Invites Jokes Involving a Certain Synonym for 'Cat'

    Philips Intimate Massager Sex Toys Get Detailed in Pics

    Philips To Use Vibration Know-How To Make Vibrators (Sonicooch?)

    Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Women don't typically like gadgets. Sure you get the fabulous one or two on here, but this is clearly made for men. Men who put on makeup. They don't have any of these left in any Duane Reades in Chelsea.
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    Image of thornapple thornapple
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    What is with sticking vibrating things in household items?

    Toothbrushes, disposable razors, and now mascara?! What sort of long thin object will they stick a motor in next?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    I think Jezebel should also review this product.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/02/09

    @DennyCrane: And Fleshbot too...
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    Image of toblathe toblathe
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Lady products on Giz? I'm sure both female subscribers are ecstatic!
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    Image of Joanna Stern Joanna Stern
    09/02/09

    @toblathe: I've got more than two friends. I think.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    This can be acheived less expensively by applying mascara in a badly hung over state. The hand shakes are way better than a vibrating applicator. (I saw a rolling mascara applicator recently as well, and that one made a little more sense than this one does.)
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    Image of Renegade Renegade
    09/02/09

    @Curves: Uhm I think this is for putting Mascara on your hoo-ha
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @RenegadeIrishman_IsFullOfStars: Emogina?
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    Image of aec007 aec007
    09/02/09


    @Curves:

    If anything is to be said for the end results... maybe Alice Cooper has ahead of it's time...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    Love the title. Subtle, yet sexily obvious.

    But lemme ask you something. Can this thing be used to clean out old aquarium pump tubing?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/02/09

    In reply to Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
    What is it with you women and your battery operated, vibrating devices...??

    Aren't us men good enough anymore?
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: We were never good enough, they just needed to convince us otherwise until we invented the electric motor.
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    Image of SJRNWT SJRNWT
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I'm sick of putting in all this effort, it's 2009. I'm switching teams.
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    Image of Jux Jux
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: You gotta watch out for the ones that forgo the battery operated devices for those with a straight up AC adapter. You've seen them before - the women at the end of the bar that even tequila can't turn into an option at last call.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/02/09

    @SJRNWT: Good luck with that. You'll miss the boobies
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: A few breast implants and a razor and you'll never know. I mean, I'd presume you wouldn't know.
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    Image of ddmeightball ddmeightball
    09/02/09

    @anexanhume: Had a few times guessing wrong I take it?
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    Image of anon anon
    09/02/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Some of us are.
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/02/09

    @ddmeightball: Well, they feel real to me, I just haven't tested them on anyone yet. Dammit, I've said too much.
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    Image of SJRNWT SJRNWT
    09/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I couldn't sign the contract....
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    09/02/09

    @SJRNWT:

    No you just have to look harder.
    I don't like toys, or hitachi magic wands, I got over all of it like 10 years ago (I had an early start).
    I like my men straight up, neat.
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    Image of Jux Jux
    09/02/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: slight curve to the left?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    07/26/09

    In reply to "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
    In the popcorn industry jargon, an upopped kernel is called an "Old Maid". Just another fact I know.
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    Image of MePerson MePerson
    07/26/09

    In reply to "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
    This is essentially how every product needing to be separated by size is sorted, only in a more manageable package. A simpler way would be to pour the popcorn into a colander with large holes (if there exists such a thing) and shake it over a bowl.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    07/26/09

    In reply to "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
    Well, it might even be the motor unit from a massage pillow... which only means the motor unit from a massage pillow IS A VIBRATOR!
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    Image of fanboy.took.my.star fanboy.took.my.star
    07/26/09

    In reply to "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
    all the un poped stuff stays at the bottom of the bowl anyways...this is just a cash grab lol...
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    Image of MePerson MePerson
    07/26/09

    @urbanturban666: Exactly. That's why only a group called Stupid Inventions could come up with such a brilliant idea.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    07/26/09

    In reply to "Popcorn Sorter" Eliminates Un-Popped Kernels Using, Um... Vibration?
    I always heard the best popcorn was drown at the bottom of the bag.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/04/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Steampunk Vibrator Might Scald Your Privates
    A vibrator... that burns skin. That is not a vibrator, that is a mistake that has an interesting shape.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Steampunk Vibrator Might Scald Your Privates
    I don't see as this is NSFW for this is not shaped like a penis. Its more of a sharper image "magic wand". One thing I would never risk to horrible injury is whats between my legs. It doesn't look like its in some sort of enjoyable shape either.


    Please come back with one that is shaped like a penis or at least curved to hit the g-spot!

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    Image of Maxximtl Maxximtl
    05/03/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Steampunk Vibrator Might Scald Your Privates
    ....And I thought giving a woman a vacuum cleaner as a gift was hurtful.
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    05/04/09

    @Maxximtl: No, that's practical.
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