@Nathan Obbards: No need. Just take my advice. When you go into the door, body check the old lady next to you into one of the end displays...
"Why the old lady?" you may ask. Let me explain. A teenager or young adult will take at least 3 or 4 hits to take down, and they will likely get up within a few seconds. The old woman on the other hand will likely only take one hit and stay down. Eliminating the weaker members of the herd will increase the likelihood that you will get the deal you were looking for, as well as cull the weak from the gene pool.
@nutbastard: ... ...well, you can't blame me, I was trying to find the pun and when I saw the word pun and I remembered the pictures and... yeah, there's no getting out of this hole. #blackfriday2009
Spread the word to those mindless buffoons that push their way into stores to get shit they don't need. Happy Holidays, you credit-guzzling jackholes. #blackfriday2009
on that note - you know how you can't buy beer with food stamps?
well, why the fuck CAN you buy an HDTV with motherfucking welfare checks? or unemployment checks?
it came to me the other day how obvious of a loophole that is. as a Libertarian i'm fundamentally opposed to social programs like welfare, but given that it already exists, i'd at least like to see some sort of regulation on the spending of that money. the fact that somewhere, someone on the dole is playing CoD MW2 on a bigger TV than i have while I'm at work rather sickens me. #blackfriday2009
They are also going to have crappier deals this year:
Ramen noodles-$14
Pringles-4/$139
16TB of cloud storage-$4096
Bananas-$87/lb
It's a shame too, there's not much there for the kids. =( #blackfriday2009
@ripfire: You're assuming they (and their Rascal scooters) could fit through that. You have to remember, this is WalMart we're talking about. #blackfriday2009
@scaught78: school isnt for learning. smart kids will be smart, and learn on their own as they go through life. school is for social skills, dont make your child depressive and strange lol.
@jackbling: Dude... School isn't for teaching kids anything or ensuring they have social skills, it's for warehousing them until they're 18 and no longer the school system's responsibility.
@Navin R Johnson: Unfortunately, that isn't true. Me and my 3 sisters were all homsechooled. We all turned out socially fine. We integrated into a real school with no problems when we finally went.
I think you people need to stop make generalizations here and telling someone not to do something based on that. Each individual is different.
Yes, there is a stereotype of socially awkward kids that are homeschooled, but that depends on the factors, the environment and the parents.
Homeschooling itself does not cause social awkwardness, the environment the parents put their children in does. You can be homeschooled and still be put into environments that will foster good social skills. City sports and church come to mind as good ways to still keep a kid in a social circle. Local homeschooling groups will also work the same way as they sometimes provide sports or field trips or activities for homeschoolers to do together.
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Let us not forget Jdimytai!
[consumerist.com] #blackfriday2009
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"Why the old lady?" you may ask. Let me explain. A teenager or young adult will take at least 3 or 4 hits to take down, and they will likely get up within a few seconds. The old woman on the other hand will likely only take one hit and stay down. Eliminating the weaker members of the herd will increase the likelihood that you will get the deal you were looking for, as well as cull the weak from the gene pool.
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11/11/09
Used to work at Wal-Mart. I'm convinced you're telling the sad, sad truth. #blackfriday2009
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eh? tell me you didn't italicize the word "black". #blackfriday2009
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indeed. your hole is deep, and gaping. #blackfriday2009
11/11/09
Fuck decency, it's all about the BARGAINS! #blackfriday2009
11/11/09
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11/11/09
on that note - you know how you can't buy beer with food stamps?
well, why the fuck CAN you buy an HDTV with motherfucking welfare checks? or unemployment checks?
it came to me the other day how obvious of a loophole that is. as a Libertarian i'm fundamentally opposed to social programs like welfare, but given that it already exists, i'd at least like to see some sort of regulation on the spending of that money. the fact that somewhere, someone on the dole is playing CoD MW2 on a bigger TV than i have while I'm at work rather sickens me. #blackfriday2009
11/11/09
Sometimes you can find deals on stuff you DO need. Or your wife says you need it.
Is there a difference? #blackfriday2009
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11/11/09
Damn, my bad! Shit hot pockets were 3 for 10? Who cares? #blackfriday2009
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11/11/09
Ramen noodles-$14
Pringles-4/$139
16TB of cloud storage-$4096
Bananas-$87/lb
It's a shame too, there's not much there for the kids. =( #blackfriday2009
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11/11/09
Heck, that happens to me whenever I follow somebody too closely. <_< #blackfriday2009
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I think you people need to stop make generalizations here and telling someone not to do something based on that. Each individual is different.
Yes, there is a stereotype of socially awkward kids that are homeschooled, but that depends on the factors, the environment and the parents.
Homeschooling itself does not cause social awkwardness, the environment the parents put their children in does. You can be homeschooled and still be put into environments that will foster good social skills. City sports and church come to mind as good ways to still keep a kid in a social circle. Local homeschooling groups will also work the same way as they sometimes provide sports or field trips or activities for homeschoolers to do together.
08/26/09
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08/26/09
"Solar eclipses are the reason I'm never going to look up again."
"Drunk driving deaths are the reason I'm never going to let my kid get a drivers' license."
"The black hole that might result from turning on the LHC is the reason that I'm leaving Earth."
08/26/09
However games didnt cause the main problem, if it werent for them he would've wieled just a gun instead.
08/26/09
He just needed his boom stick.
08/26/09
now they can study him, and learn what video games he plays... cant wait to hear the hubbub on the news about thm.