Here Is the "Dildonic" Device Women Seeking An Abortion in Virginia Will …

Virginia is poised to change its law to require that women who seek an abortion have to have an ultrasound. Sound harmless? Well, it's a transvaginal ultrasound. Which means penetration. Here's how it works. (WARNING: Extremely NSFW image to follow.) » 2/21/12 1:20pm 2/21/12 1:20pm

Watch Washington Monument Shaking Like Beyonce's Monumental Buttocks

The National Park Service has released a video that shows how the top of the Washington Monument looked from the inside during the August 23 earthquake. Obviously, there was a lot of shaking and people running around. » 9/27/11 9:30am 9/27/11 9:30am

Incompetent Chainsaw Attacker Flees from Bat-Wielding Man

In a modern-day version of David vs. Goliath, a Virginia homeowner armed with nothing but an aluminum baseball bat and moxie successfully defended himself against a chainsaw-carrying intruder late Monday night. A factor that worked in his favor: The would-be attacker, one Douglas Edward Turner, is a strong contender… » 6/16/11 5:00am 6/16/11 5:00am

75-Year-Old Sends a Hammering Blow to Comcast's Customer Service

If there is one 75-year-old you do not want to piss off, it's Mona Shaw. Ms Shaw was in the process of switching her phone service from Verizon to Comcast's Triple Play, but after multiple failed attempts, she went ballistic—with a hammer! Ms Shaw vented her fury by smashing up the local Comcast payment center in… » 10/20/07 9:19pm 10/20/07 9:19pm