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    Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame

    Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
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    Image of balls187 balls187
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    Well...thats how people reacted to the announcement of the Wii. Until they played it.
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    Image of mpar mpar
    08/12/09

    @balls187: I think its the other way around.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    08/12/09

    @balls187: that isn't exactly true. Early reports from the debut of the wii up through the first reviews were all super-excited. In fact it had to be one of the most hyped products of all time at launch. There was some skepticism, of course, about the lack of graphics power and possibility that the motion sensors would result in a lot of gimmicky games but those are both well-founded concerns in my opinion.
    @Iwata: what you are experiencing is hubris, more commonly known as "my shit don't stink syndrome." The best treatment is sit down and take a big whiff of reality.
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    Image of ZillionDollarSadist ZillionDollarSadist
    08/12/09

    @balls187: And after they had owned one for about two months and the novelty was gone.
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    Image of balls187 balls187
    08/12/09

    @weatherman: No sir, you are wrong. Nintendo was lampooned heavily when they announced that the next gen Nintendo "Revolution" was being called Wii, that it would have motion controls, and would have similar graphics to the gamecube.
    Then, at E3, when people got to play the summabitch, they totally changed their minds. And blammo, it all changed.
    Yes, the games suck for the Wii, but there are a few rose smelling turds in the collection.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    Yeah... next time I get dumped or loose my job, I'll use the "Iwata logic"
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    Image of Demonbird Demonbird
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    Wow, that's a nice spin. However, Professor Iwata, folks react the same often to things that are tremendous failures. Best of luck, hope you impress.
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    Image of deanbmmv deanbmmv
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    I suppose if we assume it's gonna be crap then at least when it luanches we can't be disappointed.
    Still whether we like it or not it's probably gonna sell like DS's ( cos they over took hotcakes along time back) next Xmas.
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    Image of TommyImages TommyImages
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    I seem to remember Gizmodo slamming the Wii when it first debuted. Something along the lines of a stupid name with underwhelming graphics and technology compared to its peers.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    You seriously want that kind of mental logic? Become a Republican.
    I kid! I kid!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/11/09

    In reply to Iwata: It's a "Good Sign" When Everybody Thinks New Nintendo Stuff Is Lame
    He also finds it a good sign when girls ignore him at parties.
    "If there is no positive initial reaction, I'd like to think that the sweet honies are simply taking time to react to my groundbreaking lines. Soon the market will turn in my favour, and desire for my penis will rise among sweet babies age 18-25."
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    08/11/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Better that they ignore you and let your words of love seep on in than give you the quick slap to the face/knee to the groin/drink over the head of being a creep.
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    08/11/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: He's from Japan... they do it a bit differently on that side of the big pond. Here, I fixed it for you:
    "If there is no positive initial reaction, I'd like to think that the sweet honies are simply too shy and flustered to approach my robotic tentacles. Soon the market will turn in my favour, and desire for my penis will rise among chicks with dicks age 12-14."
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    I'll buy a Wii HD before I spend money on more peripherals.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    07/10/09

    @Invisible-Echidna: Seconded. There seems to be greater promise in the current and future game lineup but every time I turn on my Wii I'm annoyed at the low def.
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    Image of 32ndnote 32ndnote
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    If you want to use the sniper rifle, you must calm down and slow your heartbeat. Other wise your shot will be off by a certain degree of accuracy.
    Sounds like that alone could prove to be interesting.
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    Image of VenomIreland VenomIreland
    07/10/09

    @32ndnote: That is a good idea, but who can snipe with one hand?
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    Image of relawson relawson
    07/10/09

    @VenomIreland:

    You don't have to put it on your index finger, it will still work on pinky!

    I'm more interested if this can measure O2 saturation just like the ones at the doc... hmmmm under water levels anyone? :D
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    Image of livinzlife livinzlife
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    They could have a game based on that movie crank where you need to keep your adrenaline going to keep the heart rate up and stay alive. Although how much is there to do in your living room to get your adrenaline pumping besides run in place and have sex. Not that having sex isnt fun, but I dont think you would care about the game anymore.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    Look, not all the peripherals are going to be popular or even non-stupid.

    Just enjoy the fact that the stupid system prints money for ya and move on to the next thing!

    Now excuse me, I'm gonna go play some Tiger Woods Golf. (It's great) ;)

    [Gizmodo, it looks like the text formatting is a little wonky still. It's turning everything into run-on paragraphs or something.]

    BUT I LOVES ME SOME EDITING I DO!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/10/09

    @strider_mt2k: Good to see you sir.

    They're working on it. in the meantime, you can use the "br" html tag. Once for a new line, two for a space between paragraphs.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    07/10/09

    @92BuickLeSabre:



    -and you sir! :D
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    This is just Nintendo's way of keeping up with gamers as they age. Coming soon:



    • Glucose Detector

    • Catchy Catheter

    • Magical MRI

    • Blood Pressure Squeezee

    • Wii Walker and its addon, Wii Wheelchair

    • Bedsore Blaster

    • Kickin' Kidney

    • Coffin Chooser

    • Epitaph Etcher


    Edit: Sadness. HTML code for lists doesn't add bullet points, but it does at least give line breaks.
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 07/10/09 7:39 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
    Image of Yanguang Yanguang
    07/10/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: "Escape Artist: Live Burial" Watch your heart rate race as you break your fingernails trying to claw your way out of that pinebox!
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    Image of ╠═CoolRiver45═╣ ╠═CoolRiver45═╣
    07/10/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: You missed

    Prostate Exam, with addon Finger Extender

    Colonoscopy, with addon 3D camera

    and the ever popular Turn your Head and Cough Hernia Examiner.
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    07/10/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: lmao
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    Image of Yanguang Yanguang
    07/10/09

    In reply to Nintendo on the Wii Vitality Sensor: You Just Don't Understand
    "You insensitive clod! I have a weak heart!"
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    Image of Joaquin Joaquin
    07/10/09

    @Yanguang: maybe a firmware update will shut down the wii if the heart rate goes over or under the normal values :P
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