"What?" you say. "This isn't my middle school graduation! Why is Vitamin C playing? What's going on around here!" Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is my graduation from Saturdays to not-Saturdays, and I would be honored if you would take a moment to celebrate with me.
Scurvy used to be the scourge of the navy, killing sailors on long voyages. Now it's a blight to evolutionary biologists. They just don't know why it exists in humans.
Sometimes Gizmodo wakes up, reads its gadget news and thinks it must have put a spoonful of industrial-grade acid rather than sugar in its morning coffee. This is one of those moments. This is the Vitamin C showerhead from Sonaki - which, apart from giving you an all-over citric tang in the morning, can remove 99 per…