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    Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    Get that thing away from me! I am not amused!
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/21/09

    @Software_Goddess: but i didn't even put it on yet
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    (post coitus)


    A-blee, a-blee, a-blee, that's all folks!

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    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    And THIS little piggy came all the way home.
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    05/21/09

    @Sora57: * I only say "little" because it's part of the nursery rhyme.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    No.


    (Thats a non negotiable no.)

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    Image of danger the pirate danger the pirate
    05/21/09

    @Curves: i have a buddy whose motto has always been: "no means yes, and yes means anal"...

    its not that hes a rapist or anything. hes just very persuasive.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    05/21/09

    @d★nger the pirate: Thats the attitude that lands guys in prison and registered sex offenders for life.
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    Image of Mr.HandsomePrettyFace Mr.HandsomePrettyFace
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    finally a baloon animal i can make ; )
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    05/21/09

    @Mr.HandsomePrettyFace: +1
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/21/09

    @Mr.HandsomePrettyFace: make me a bicycle clown
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    But why would I wear a condom shaped like Lisa Simpson?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/21/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: for when you want to have sax of course.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    It's great because they not only minimize the risk of unwanted pregnancy, they also promote abstinance. If you put one on, no one will have sex with you.
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    Image of windupbird81 windupbird81
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    my wang already sings and dances.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/21/09

    @windupbird81: you dating andi?


    /sorry andi

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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    Harry Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas...

    [sniff]

    Harry Blackitt: ... and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want.

    Mrs. Blackitt: You what?

    Harry Blackitt: French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

    Mrs. Blackitt: Have you got one?

    Harry Blackitt: Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
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    05/21/09

    @ninjagin: Every sperm is precious...
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    Image of Kung-Fu Kurtis supports Demon Child Research Kung-Fu Kurtis supports Demon Child Research
    05/21/09

    In reply to Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
    Watch out ladies...
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/21/09

    @Jimbuck is your daddy.: . . . here i come.
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