I'm just saying, the Waffle House Twitter account is a very satisfying follow. Observe:
Have you been following the Whitney Houston news for the past week? Did you catch her funeral today? Does that make you hungry for waffles? #wafflehouse! Ugh.
This seems lifted from The Onion but it's not. According to the WSJ, FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate uses a 'Waffle House Index' to help him determine how destructive a hurricane has been to an area. If a Waffle House is closed, you're probably screwed.
Daniel Moore, an 18-year-old from Gainesville, was arrested after his cellphone "somehow" dialed 911, leading cops directly to his prescription drug deal.