Now, are we counting the River or the State? I always imagined I was counting the River (Since we lived in close proximity to it.) Also, where I used to live, rather than counting by Mississippi, we would sometimes count like this: 1 Riverboat, 2 Riverboat'
sooo, would this really be considered a clock or a timer? 'cause as a kid i never told the time with 'sippis -- i used them to count out the head start i gave fatty when i was racing him for his dessert.
@Six Demon Bag: Lite: We had this technology where the entire belt came off. We also discovered a way to loop the belt around itself to make it impossible to tear off.
@Nick: This is the problem with becoming an established commenter.
You've been now around too long and we now know you too well - for any of us to believe that you've ever played any football of any kind from any country under any name, beyond the LED Football emulator App on the iPhone.
elementary schools were so pussified when i was in em (1991-1996) - and mine were in small, rugged mountain towns. It pains me to think of how completely wimpy and useless the average 12 year old is in a modern elementary school in a posh area, like Malibu or something.
I bet they dont even allow flag football. in fact, i'm sure they don't - it's been downgraded to 'touch' football, soon to be banned over a frivolous sexual harassment lawsuit, which will result in the advent of 'close proximity (but not violating anothers personal space while maintaining a non-aggressive attitude) football'.
of course they've already abolished the utterly barbaric practice of keeping score, so who am i to complain about the postmortem rape of the traditions of early manhood?
@nutbastard: Well said. Well said... Although, I was more of a four-square player... Except I was usually just playing one-square 'cause everyone else was out playing football.
and now you have hot, dirty onesomes - which shows some real onethought, as it will onego any chance of contracting diseases. plus you get to skip all the oneplay ; )
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Chances are that if you hate being from Mississippi, Mississippi hates you right back.
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or this: 1 Big River, Two Big River
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"M-I-crookedletter-crookedletter-I-crooke..."
I also always lost.
@Six Demon Bag: Lite: Oh, and that's not why I was tucking it like that.... ; )
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You've been now around too long and we now know you too well - for any of us to believe that you've ever played any football of any kind from any country under any name, beyond the LED Football emulator App on the iPhone.
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elementary schools were so pussified when i was in em (1991-1996) - and mine were in small, rugged mountain towns. It pains me to think of how completely wimpy and useless the average 12 year old is in a modern elementary school in a posh area, like Malibu or something.
I bet they dont even allow flag football. in fact, i'm sure they don't - it's been downgraded to 'touch' football, soon to be banned over a frivolous sexual harassment lawsuit, which will result in the advent of 'close proximity (but not violating anothers personal space while maintaining a non-aggressive attitude) football'.
of course they've already abolished the utterly barbaric practice of keeping score, so who am i to complain about the postmortem rape of the traditions of early manhood?
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i think the biggest casualty of the war on fun is Dodgeball. R.I.P. Dodgeball.
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and now you have hot, dirty onesomes - which shows some real onethought, as it will onego any chance of contracting diseases. plus you get to skip all the oneplay ; )
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