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    Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"

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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    it's like driving a dump truck with a 1 gallon fuel tank...
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Oh man that's a hoot!
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Dad:Johnny, get up on the roof and scrub that immediately.

    Johnny: Jeeves, get up on the roof and scrub that immediately.

    Butler: Yes sir, good show.


    On a side note...the British must have some really small nuts.

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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    03/24/09

    @Saboth: Twig and berries, ol' chap.
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    Image of Samifumi Samifumi
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Why does everyone draw a Google Maps-size wanker? Why not mix it up with a vag, some boobs, or something less homosexual.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @Samifumi: To you, penis = homosexual? And I thought I lived in a strange world...
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    Image of Stem_Sell Stem_Sell
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Mrs. Peacock with a 60' phallus in the conservatory...
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @Stem_Sell: Let it sit long enough and eventually does start looking like Colonel Mustard...
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    I think Rory "scrubbing it off" is how he got in trouble in the first place.
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    Image of dcartist dcartist
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    You can do that with miracle grow on the lawn.


    In which case, there's no easy way to fix it.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @dcartist: Use your hedge trimmers to give it a "brazilian whacks"?
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    Image of illegalprelude illegalprelude
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    hahahaha, This is awesome. Glad the parents had a sense of humor
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    03/24/09

    @illegalprelude: Yea, who says the kid necessarily is spoiled? Perhaps he just has parents who aren't uptight.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    I'd like to see Lance use his Cock Shot on this..
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    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Well it's no stately Wayne Manor. Actually it's more like stately Wang Manor...
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    03/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I prefer the Phallus Palace.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    So, what would happen if Rory were to replace the penis with "DRUGS INSIDE"?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    And what are all those splotches floating in the swimming pool?
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    Image of genesic genesic
    03/24/09

    @bosskev: It looks like they have a tarp over the pool, probably because it's too cold to swim right now, and that's just rain water or something gathering on it.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/24/09

    @bosskev: The moneyshot.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @genesic: "rain water"? Is that what you kids are calling it these days? All this hip new lingo to learn...


    Myself, I go for the classics, like "pearl necklace".

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/24/09

    @genesic: That's a tarp over a garden. There's no border around it. It's just dirt and a tarp, so it can't be a pool.
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    Image of jgvp jgvp
    03/25/09

    @bosskev:


    The pool has a cover on it and some rainwater has collected on it !

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/25/09

    @jgvp: "rainwater"? Is that what you kids...


    Hmm...SOMEONE isn't being bothered to read comments ALREADY MADE.

     Reply
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Looks like a tracing of my own "phallus"
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @admoseremic: If that's an accurate outline of your "phallus", I have two things to say:


    1) PHAIL!

    2) And, uh, sorry, busy now this Saturday night, have to cancel

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    Welcome to Cockroof Manor.
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    Image of Darrone Darrone
    03/24/09

    In reply to Teenager's 60-Foot Roof Wang Backfires, Rich Parents Dole Out "Punishment"
    If that's what he thinks male genitalia look like, I think he's been punished enough.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/24/09

    @Darrone:


    yeah what, his urethra slices the entire head in half, and the balls are the size of peanuts?

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/24/09

    @Darrone: I actually found it so poorly drawn as to be confusing, couldn't tell...er...head from tail.
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    03/24/09

    @bosskev: Does the 60 ft measurement include the base of the balls?
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    03/24/09

    @Darrone:
    Eh, when your boy's that big, it can look like whatever it wants to. I mean, you may have a promising film career in front of you, but you can be sure that you're never going to be able to find someone who'll let you put that thing in her.
     Reply
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