An Abridged History Of Video Game Dicks

Google Maps Catches Sophisticated High School Football Field Prank

There's not much to add to this other than "ha ha, you got penis'ed", but we're somewhat curious as to how this thing went down. Was this a prank from a rival school? Was it self-inflicted? Is this their mascot? (Go Fighting Wangs!) Is it still there? We suppose it's pretty apropos that the school is located on Shaft… » 12/05/07 8:30pm 12/05/07 8:30pm

Johnny Cellphone Holders

Some days I feel that it would be best just to gouge out my eyes with a rusty spoon. Case in point: The Johnny Cellphone holder. These things are made of plastic and look like little schlongs. Why would you buy this? Because you're depraved. They're only $5, but so is a bottle of Mad Dog and one bullet for your… » 6/26/06 12:11pm 6/26/06 12:11pm