Touchstone Portable Gadget Charger, Hand Warmer...Eh?

They say that the best way to develop a great product is to find a need and fill it. Perhaps the design team at DigitalTech didn't look hard enough when they came up with their Touchstone portable gadget charger / hand warmer hybrid. It's not that the two functions of the device aren't useful —it can charge just about… » 11/02/07 9:00pm 11/02/07 9:00pm

Club Seat Warms Your Fat Ass at The Stadium

There's this thing called "outside" that people apparently venture out into, but now that it's cold you may find that you need to be warmed in certain places... special places. That's where the Club Seat comes into play. It's designed with sports fans in mind so they can continue to watch the Big Games from the stands… » 12/07/06 1:58pm 12/07/06 1:58pm

Jura-Capresso Pointless Coffee Cup Warmer

Really, what the hell is the point of a coffee cup warmer? Isn't coffee supposed to be served warm enough to heat any mug regardless? The Jura-Capresso Coffee Cup Warmer can hold 16 coffee cups or 24 espresso cups. It will warm the cups up to optimal serving temperatures for you prissy assholes who can't have a room… » 11/28/06 2:31pm 11/28/06 2:31pm