The Swash 1000 Bidet Toilet Seat Review: This Will Change the Way You PoopBrent Rose2/23/12 12:00pm2676EditPromoteGo to permalink Everybody wants to use my bathroom right now. It's not the tile-work or the faucet or the shower-head. It's the toilet. Specifically, the bidet toilet seat. Brondell's Swash 1000 was one of our favorite gadgets at CES, so we decided to stick one where the sun don't shine for a review.