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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    ok.. so they're waxing to remove the hair from the keyboard...
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    Image of DeadWriter DeadWriter
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    The ambiance at a restaurant bested me once.


    I scorched the back of a laptop cover, the kind that attaches to the laptop, with the candle that the server placed on the table. Five minutes into working the server dropped off fairly large candles that were lit, and I pushed my laptop back onto it. No real damage was done, but I smell burnt plastic for a time.


    Anybody can make this kind of mistake once. Accidents are just that. His mistake is a lesson to us all.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/13/09

    @DeadWriter: haha, i was about to ask what is this new technology lingo. then i realize you mean waiter when you said server. gettin all PC on me. get it? PC? cause it means two things. nevermind.
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    Image of G.O.D. G.O.D.
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    He should have just said he was an artist and this was some sort of a mix of new and old tech, then everyone would have loved him and he would have all the weird art chicks he could handle...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/13/09

    @Hiroak: Haven't you heard, this is the only way to truly purge Conficker from your system. That, or install Linux.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins

    "In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins"


    "Candle Usually Wins"...I get all teary-eyed every time I hear Elton sing it.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/13/09

    @bosskev: leave it to boss to reference candle in the wind. now, are you talking the original or the princess di version?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/13/09

    @bosskev: OK, so

    Paper beats Rock

    Scissors beat Paper

    Rock beats Laptop

    Scissors beat Candle

    Candle beats Laptop

    Laptop shocks Scissor


    Am I missing anything?

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/13/09

    @Nick: "...are you talking the original or the princess di version?"


    Well, the latter.



    Specifically, the Madame Tussaud remix--much more appropriate to this story's theme.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/13/09

    @WhiteGuyOnWebCam_GitEmSteveDav...:


    God creates dinosaurs,

    God destroys dinosaurs,

    God creates man,

    man destroys God,

    man creates dinosaurs,

    dinosaurs destroy man.........woman inherits the earth!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/13/09

    @Lite: does not like fishsticks...: She's, ah, tenacious.
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    Image of Brain.wav Brain.wav
    04/13/09

    @WhiteGuyOnWebCam_GitEmSteveDav...: You forgot Lizard and Spock.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/13/09

    @Brain.wav: There's no lizard or Spock in the picture above. Just a laptop and a candle/
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    LindsayJoy's Dell Inspiron Is Into S+M
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/13/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Doesn't candle wax fall into the "BD" catergory?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/13/09

    @WhiteGuyOnWebCam_GitEmSteveDav...: Nope, S+M


    Bondage and discipline isn't specifically wax related.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    i peed on my HP and it worked after a couple of days drying. this guy should be fine with the right love and care.
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    Image of linuxidiot linuxidiot
    04/13/09

    @Nick: I am probably gonna regret this, but why did you pee on your HP? I am guessing drunk and thought you were at the toilet?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/13/09

    @linuxidiot: yes i was (i love birthdays). and i thought the floor was the toilet and the HP was a casualty of it all. it only smelled for about an hour or so after i started using it again.


    moral of the story? don't get pi$$ drunk

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    Image of EBone EBone
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    That's what happens when you mix modern technology with technology from the dark ages...
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    Image of Darrone Darrone
    04/13/09

    In reply to In a Fight Between Candle and Laptop, Candle Usually Wins
    The cool part is if he removes it slowly he could get a nice wax mold of his keyboard.


    /eternal optimist.

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    Image of frigg frigg
    04/13/09

    @Darrone: Fortunately, the laptop was there to shield his desk from the candle drippings.


    /adds to eternal optimism.

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