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    Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts

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    Image of maztec maztec
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    Does it taste like bacon or fake smoke? Most bacon flavors are just fake smoke flavoring, yuck, nothing like real naturally smoked bacon.


    However, be honest, this is not made for humans. This is a product created by sick bastards that want illegal action. I will not go into further detail. And I hope they get what is coming to them, if it does taste like bacon things will be removed.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/14/09

    @maztec: But dogs don't know it's not bacon...
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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    When will the "Ballmer Lube" come out? His armpits yellowing thick cheese makes perfect lube. You can slap it on your toilet and it would be so slippery your poop just slides right in there. Not even stains can adhere to "Ballmers Lube - Naturally Yellow Color".
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/14/09

    @Ken_Darrow: I have been exposed to many grotesque and revolting things in my years--well, obviously, since I read Gizmodo. But never in my life have I been more naueseated than I was by the visuals gags (pun intended) conjured up by this graphic comment. In the future, please warn us of such horrifying descriptions by posting a NSFA* label.


    Thank you. I must now leave and find a porcelain god--preferably of the non-lubed variety--into which my mouth can make a bounteous deposit.


    *Not Safe For Anything
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @Ken_Darrow:


    BARF!!!!!!!!

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    No need as I already have 3 tupperware containers of bacon grease in my freezer. I think this is for people who don't render their own.
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    Image of scoobydoo scoobydoo
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    5 nerds, one chick and a bottle of bacon lube.


    One big recipe for disaster.

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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @scoobydoo:


    Haha!

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    Where the heck is Ponies to provide some insight on this new discovery?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/14/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I twittered him!
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @Woooot!-Offing_GitEmSteveDave:


    You dirty bastard!!

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    There should be a rule 35 - if something exists, there is a bacon version of it. Here is a good link for instance, that has bacon coffee, bacon beer, bacon air freshener, etc. There's a shitton more stuff on the internet that you can find, like this online newspaper dedicated to bacon. It's crazy and amazing.
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus:


    Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier FTW!

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    jesus, do you mean by "lawyer friend" your assigned public defender? at least he got you out on bail.
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @notificating da interwebs_Nick:


    And another joke fails miserably.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/14/09

    @d_r_e: Not miserably enough to comment on it.


    Or to put it another way, not nearly as miserably as 90% of the tripe that normally shows up.


    Or to put it another way, are you okay?

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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/16/09

    @92BuickLeSabre:


    Somebody stole my bacon. So no, I'm not okay.

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    Image of harold_b harold_b
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    Best quote of the day "that could make someones genitals taste like bacon."
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    05/15/09

    t@harold_b: No, that would be, "Where's George when I need him?"
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/14/09

    In reply to Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
    I sure hope Chase isn't as allergic to Bacon Lube/butter as he is Strawberry. Someone tell Karamel.
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