Well, if there are any future problems with intimacy or communication, I suggest removing the wedding ring, blowing on it, and then slipping it back on. That should do the trick... #invitation
I can translate, he says 'You do know that once I eat this heart I will be transformed into a super being and destroy you?' and then she says 'Over my dead body, make me a sandwich' #invitation
@B-low: not true. I think 8 bit references are adorable but there are no geeks to be found at my current location. Any guy that would drop 8 bit references would have my attention immediately. It is much better than the cheesy pick up lines I was getting recently. #invitation
dude, my wife would know not to schedule a wedding that early in the morning. the odds of me showing up would be slim to none. and if i was there i sure as hell wouldn't be sober.
At 7:45, he abandoned his wait and left his line-number and credit card information with a Sprint store employee, asking that he "hold the 14th phone for me."
I dunno about you, but I wouldn't marry anyone this stupid.
@Carradine Dies of a Stroke Film at 11: Lite: With Gizmodo's intrepid watchdog reportage, I'd say that purchasing a Pre could be grounds for criminal negligence if you happen to have children, since that edge can dislodge the protons from an atom.
@Kaiser-Machead: I suggest you consult your nearest atlas. This says "Atlanta area". They tape wreaths to their fenders during the holidays down there -true story.
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(badumdumching) #invitation
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Your comments are "proof" of that.
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I dunno about you, but I wouldn't marry anyone this stupid.
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