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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/01/09

    In reply to Kindle Couple's Marriage Will Last Forever, Even After the Battery Dies
    It's a ThinkPad.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    10/01/09

    In reply to Kindle Couple's Marriage Will Last Forever, Even After the Battery Dies
    Just be glad Bezos didn't decide just before the ceremony that the couple's nuptials violated copyright law and remove them from the Kindle...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    I wonder what state issued the license for this and did they have to be over its air space for the legalities to be observed. Imagine the paperwork if they ever got divorced.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    I knew where I needed to be, but it was hard to reconcile the differences.


    Looks incredibly like the same thing one of them will be mentioning in the divorce papers.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    ps
    that is the ugliest maid of honor ever
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    Image of Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho
    06/22/09

    @Nick: You obviously haven't been to many weddings.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/22/09

    @misterwho: well, i am usually pretty liquored up when i do and then they all look good. sittin' sober at work this girl looks hideous.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    OK, as a legally ordained minister who can perform marriages, I think I would ask for a jumpsuit in addition to my normal fee of dinner.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    cool zero G socks.
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    Image of Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho
    06/22/09

    @Nick: I was thinking the same thing. I think they could have sprung for a pair of white socks for the bride.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/22/09

    @misterwho: pffft. white socks. that's a stretch.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    06/22/09

    @misterwho: and black socks for the groom.
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    Honey... It's all down here from here.
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    06/22/09

    @FriarNurgle:

    Dang it...

    Honey... It's all down hill from here.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/22/09

    @FriarNurgle: haha, i didn't even realize it was wrong the first try. i read it as down hill
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/22/09

    In reply to Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
    You know, just because you *can* do something, doesn't necessarily mean that you should...
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    i thought this story ws about wingdings. it's not. i'm out.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    Just so you know, GitEmSteveDave is also known as Rev. John, and can legally perform marriages. My fee is usually dinner(no Olive Garden), and I'm open to pretty much all kinds of ceremonies, even nudist. Just putting it out there.
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    Image of Barry99705 Barry99705
    05/27/09

    @GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDa...: Please stop "putting it out there", you're embarrassing the kids, and those ladies over there are pointing and giggling....
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/27/09

    @Barry99705: OTOH, several of my friends have asked me for his number...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/27/09

    @bosskev: Who? Names, pictures? er… shut up, SteveDave. Close the deal… close the deal!


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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    Why haven't I got my save the date card yet?


    Surely he needs a dozen Giz commenters sitting in the back row making snide remarks and witty jokes in response to everything the priest says.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/27/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: that's why i go to weddings.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/27/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: Wedding Crashers: Gizmodo/College Humor Edition.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/27/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: Damn. Now I have to slim down to fit into a seafoam bridesmaid dress.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    05/27/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: @mfusion: You guys haven't got yours yet. ummm, maybe it's in the mail?


    /awkward silence...

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    JASON, YOU BASTARD!!! YOU SAID YOU'D MARRY ME!


    I hope that squirrels shit all over your lousy reception and give you and all your guests necrotizing fascitis. You two-timing prick. You said your heart belonged to me.


    GO TO HELL, JASON! I WANT ALL THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT CHEN IS A LYING JERK WHO WILL TAKE A STEAMING DUMP ALL OVER YOUR FEELINGS!


    And to think I used to love you.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: PONIES!, YOU BASTARD!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE MINE!


    When the squirrels are finished with Jason, I hope they set up camp in that hollow space where your heart was supposed to be.


    GO TO HELL, PONIES! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT MY NICKNAME FOR YOU WAS "TICONDEROGA" AND LET EVERYBODY FIGURE OUT WHICH OF YOUR PENCIL-SIZED APPENDAGES EARNED YOU THAT NAME.


    And to think I ate bacon for you.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/27/09

    @bosskev: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/27/09

    @bosskev: For your information, it's called "Ticonderoga" because it's the size of an aircraft carrier and half the Navy has taken a ride on it.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I've also heard you can "launch" a "Volkswagen" all the way across the room with it.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: seamen. you just had to reference seamen.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: @bosskev:


    OK you two, you're out of the harem. Sorry, but this battle of conquest is no longer alluring.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Strangely, I said that very thing last night.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    Think of the money you could save instead of an open bar!
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    Image of krom krom
    05/27/09

    @ripfire: saving money on a wedding is never a good thing. that will upset the missus.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    05/27/09

    @krom: "Saving money" wouldn't be the problem. It's tackiness.
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    Image of echo off echo off
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
    did you just say it will blend???
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    05/27/09

    @masbo99: No, no one says that. Ever.


    Ever.

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