As we gather 'round a mound of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, Royal Crown Pomade, sequins, and Col. Tom Parker voodoo dolls in honor of Elvis' 80th birthday, now's the perfect moment to revisit the most enduring conspiracy theory that (hound) dogs the King's legacy. You know it: ELVIS IS ALIVE!
Starting today, Weekly World News requires that you pay to access its thoroughly reported journalism. The new paywall follows the lead of lowbrow publications like The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal.
A Weekly World News' reader and accident victim used his cellphone to "record incredible views of the other side." It may be all made in Photoshop, though. I don't know. But wait, there's also a full reportage of hell too.
This week in the App Store it may as well've been 1991: We've got Lollapalooza! Monkey Island! Novel self-help strategies! Glittery-clothed strippers! And last but not nearly least, everyone's favorite defunct supermarket tabloid! The Golden Age of culture, people.