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    Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius

    What Is This?

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    Image of Ryan_Long Ryan_Long
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    We watched the Snoop Dogg movie around Halloween time, and let me tell you- it was 'dogg' gone awful.
    I mean, Jason Alexander with a British accent? Aries Spears being a super cereal actor? Didn't work for me.
    But in line with most blacksploitation films, it was hilarious to see whitey as the super scary evil doers. (i'm white)
    And, death by caviar is about as excellent as you can get.
    Man, the more I think about this movie, the more I realize I actually DO love it!

    SPOILERS! Snoop Dogg 'asplodes a poodle.
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    Image of Hospitals in Hawaii? Hospitals in Hawaii?
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    haha, oh jeezus. Someone buy that cheeky-dog a soda.
     Reply
    Edited by Hospitals in Hawaii? at 12/11/09 3:02 PM Hospitals in Hawaii? was starred Hospitals in Hawaii? was unstarred
    Image of Munch the BanNail Munch the BanNail
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    Its like reading Woot product descriptions.
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    Image of madog madog
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    My brother and I talk about this every now and then, and we'll even call each other up when we see something particularly brutal. Its one thing I do love about Comcast that I've never seen on satellite company's movie descriptions.
     Reply
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    Image of spannu spannu
    12/11/09

    @madog: Even the ones without jokes in them are often great for their blunt criticism and one star ratings.
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    I was watching my FiOS one day, and the following caught my eye as I scrolled by, and I had to take a picture. I mean, who DOESN'T remember the name of that show?

    [i165.photobucket.com]
     Reply
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    12/11/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Charge in Charles, of our nights, and our days! Charge in Charles, of our rights, and our wrongs!
     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    12/11/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: And I want, I sing,
    I sing Charge...in...Charles of me!
     Reply
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    12/11/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Charge in Charles was live in front of a filmed studio audience.
     Reply
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    Image of dfp3050 dfp3050
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    lol, I used to have Comcast and I always loved reading the descriptions. They're awesome!
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    I never see these! Damn, all comcast info blurbs should be written like this.
     Reply
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    If this is faked, I don't want to know.

    If this is real, I will absolutely buy this guy a beverage of his choice. Good show.
     Reply
    OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred
    Image of madog madog
    12/11/09

    @OCEntertainment: if these ones aren't real, I know for a fact similar descrips have been done before.
     Reply
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    12/11/09

    In reply to Whoever Writes Comcast's Movie Descriptions Is a Genius
    Quick Giz! Get this guy on staff!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    I don't get it. Where's the blue?
     Reply
    ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    I don't know what it is but I have a feeling Michael Bay was involved....
     Reply
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    lmao? What is that? Is that a serious question! ANYONE can tell that is a picture of KITT just after he dispersed multiple smoke grenades.....
     Reply
    Edited by TheSonOfKrypton at 12/08/09 10:03 PM TheSonOfKrypton was starred TheSonOfKrypton was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    The inside of the average Giz reader's skull when Apple announces there won't be a tablet until Q3 2011.
     Reply
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    An ad for a new Coke flavour...
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    12/08/09

    In reply to What Is This?
    Always thought the core kinda looked like hell. Same deal with this image from hubble / spitzer
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    lpranal was starred lpranal was unstarred
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