Of Course There's an Official White House Petition That Wants the US to…

In perhaps the best use of the White House's official "We the People" petition system (the most ridiculous would still be Texas' secession), a group of faceless signatures want the US to secure funding and resources in order to begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. Yes, a Death Star. » 12/04/12 2:00am 12/04/12 2:00am