Great. One kind puts two broom sticks together and he's and inventor. I've invented tons of things in that case. The kid didn't even tape them together - hes just holding them! I'm going to hold an umbrella over my car while I drive. It'll be the best invention ever.
The hockey mask would have been a great idea if players could actually turn their necks.
The backyard snow machine (while cool) is not something most people would want.(I'd want one) Most people would probable be looking for one of those auto shovels.
@Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: Depends. Are we counting real and fake, or just real. B/c since I have two sets of partials, that doubles my amount of fake ones. I guess the upside is that I have a ready made Halloween costume!
@fodder650: Damn children and their brutal honesty! Why is it they can lie about who broke this and who ate the cookie, but are blatant when they see a fat person?
When I was 9 I was either neck deep in LEGO bricks, or playing with my BMX trying to outrun cars on the sidewalk. Daddy, why didn't you buy me a computer? What's that Daddy? You want me to burn this office down? OK, you're the boss I guess.
"Man, this makes the "Clean Desk Award" I earned in 3rd grade seem like total crap." -- If it makes you feel better, that award was total crap to begin with.
@sumocat: A clean desk is nothing to be ashamed of, not at all. I have never won such an award, and would proudly display it if I had. Either that or I'd leave it lying under a pile of crap on my desk, for the sake of irony.
Kids are practically born wired in now, and its not a bad thing. There is so much information available to them on line and through cable tv that we didnt have. I had my daughter on my lap and on line at 9 months old and she is a rabid Mythbusters and TimeWarp fan. (She also just tested in the top 5% in the country in Science, so SOMETHING is working).
@Curves: "...but I dont let her read the comments for obvious reasons."
And thus she stays in the top 5% of the country's class.
Oh, and tell her that a stranger from far, far away thinks she is really cool to be achieving such high Science scores and encourages her to keep up the good work!
Isn't there labour laws against this behaviour, understandbly the kid is high intelligent, and must be applauded, but I am left wondering as to how much input his father had in the making of the app.
@bosskev: ... in which case the finger wouldn't be completely lost. It would be found, reattached, and the subject of a docudrama starring its rightful owner.
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Well has science ever put a man on the moon?
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The hockey mask would have been a great idea if players could actually turn their necks.
The backyard snow machine (while cool) is not something most people would want.(I'd want one) Most people would probable be looking for one of those auto shovels.
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"Daddy has four hairs" - said by my daughter to me repeatedly over the years
The truth hurts more then making something up
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I think that may have been one of my worst puns yet..
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Nature
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Sure they have their childhood and fun and all that. But really shouldnt be son at least have his A+ by 8?
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LEGO forever.
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Just introduce her to Gizmodo commenting. THAT will put a stop to that "learning" nonsense!
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And thus she stays in the top 5% of the country's class.
Oh, and tell her that a stranger from far, far away thinks she is really cool to be achieving such high Science scores and encourages her to keep up the good work!
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:'(
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See frigg above. No fatherly input at all. Nope. Not even the tiniest little comment.
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It could have been worse. You could have been playing with Lorena Bobbitt.
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