Baby got hack!
I like tight code and I can not lie
You other coders can't deny
That when an app compiles to an itty-bitty file
And a icon in your face
You get hung
Gonna delete the cruft
Cuz you notice that app was stuffed
Deep in the code it's glaring
I'm tired but I can't stop caring
Oh, baby I wanna get at'cha
And get a screen cap'tcha
My beta testers tried to warn me
But that code you got is (s-s-so so thorny)
Ooh, dump them long strings
You say you wanna add more things?
Well excuse me, excuse me, 'cause you ain't no good at C
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with rem statements
It's get, reset, got it goin' like VB .NET
I'm tired of forum dweebs
saying bloatware is the thing
Take the average app man and ask him that
It gotta be hacked, so...
Coders (yeah), coders (yeah)
Has your source code got the cruft (hell no)
Tell them to edit, edit, edit, edit,
edit that dirty code
Baby got hack #yahoohackdaydancersapology
Absolutely despicable. This is a total mockery of everything the tech industry stands for.
The tech boys are supposed to be too awkward to get near a girl, much less receive a lap dance from one. And the tech girls are supposed to be fiercely independent, indignant at the thought of being paraded around for the male coders, or too shy to show their necks in public.
Man, a jock could totally feel comfortable at this shindig. What have we become? #yahoohackdaydancersapology
@OCEntertainment: A wise man once pointed out that Jocks only think about sports, while nerds only think about sex. Considering that a jock has a higher probability of either receiving or administering an ass slap from/to another dude than a nerd, I'm afraid I have to agree. #yahoohackdaydancersapology
I love the chumby, but the deal breaker for me has been that it can't take batteries, it has to be plugged in. Make room for some AA's and I'm sold, I've wanted one but won't spend money on something I can't take off the nightstand.
@appletoad: As I understand it, these things were made to be hackable. I'm sure you could find instructions on how to add batteries in if you look around the 'net for a while.
Edit: yep, googling "chumby battery hack" will get you a bunch of links.
11/13/09
11/12/09
…You can read it first thing in the morning without reaching for your glasses first.
:-P #chumbyone
11/12/09
Using that on their homepage alone makes me want to get one all the more now.
This could be a definite maybe purchase in my near future. #chumbyone
11/12/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
I like tight code and I can not lie
You other coders can't deny
That when an app compiles to an itty-bitty file
And a icon in your face
You get hung
Gonna delete the cruft
Cuz you notice that app was stuffed
Deep in the code it's glaring
I'm tired but I can't stop caring
Oh, baby I wanna get at'cha
And get a screen cap'tcha
My beta testers tried to warn me
But that code you got is (s-s-so so thorny)
Ooh, dump them long strings
You say you wanna add more things?
Well excuse me, excuse me, 'cause you ain't no good at C
I've seen them glancin'
To hell with rem statements
It's get, reset, got it goin' like VB .NET
I'm tired of forum dweebs
saying bloatware is the thing
Take the average app man and ask him that
It gotta be hacked, so...
Coders (yeah), coders (yeah)
Has your source code got the cruft (hell no)
Tell them to edit, edit, edit, edit,
edit that dirty code
Baby got hack
#yahoohackdaydancersapology
10/20/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
10/20/09
The tech boys are supposed to be too awkward to get near a girl, much less receive a lap dance from one. And the tech girls are supposed to be fiercely independent, indignant at the thought of being paraded around for the male coders, or too shy to show their necks in public.
Man, a jock could totally feel comfortable at this shindig. What have we become? #yahoohackdaydancersapology
10/20/09
10/20/09
Where is the alcohol?
09/21/09
09/21/09
08/29/09
08/30/09
Edit: yep, googling "chumby battery hack" will get you a bunch of links.
08/19/09
Santa's gonna be busy dropping off all those Chumbys.
08/19/09
I SO wanted to want a Chumby, but over the long-haul got more bang for the buck from other devices.
I'm curious to see how this pans out.