I Don't Understand This Story, But It Happens In a Place Called Raccoon���

A man living in Raccoon Township���the only place in America where everyone sneaks into everyone else's kitchens to steal food and trash the place wearing bandit masks���has been arrested by the police accused of hiding a listening device under his wife's bed. OH WHY, YOU ASK? » 3/09/12 9:11am 3/09/12 9:11am

Japanese Weight Loss Service Gives You Virtual Nags From a Virtual Wife

Lonely Japanese fatties now have a new way to make themselves lose weight: a virtual nagging wife. Metaboinfo.com allows you to set up a weight loss plan, then assign one of four "wives" (aid, businesswoman, nurse or salon worker) to email you on a daily basis. Depending on whether you're ahead or behind the curve,… » 10/23/08 7:20pm 10/23/08 7:20pm