A man living in Raccoon Township—the only place in America where everyone sneaks into everyone else's kitchens to steal food and trash the place wearing bandit masks—has been arrested by the police accused of hiding a listening device under his wife's bed. OH WHY, YOU ASK?
"You're going to be a Dad" is probably the last thing this unsuspecting husband expected to discover when he fired up his wife's iPad to play Angry Birds.
In most countries, a wedding is accompanied by a tasteful card, subtly boasting of newly-institutionalized love on very thick stock paper. In Russia, some couples break the news with a photoshopped pic of the groom crushing his winged-wife in miniature.