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    My Final Gadget Will and Testament
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    damn i have a 5 digit icq number too but i have to clue what it is anymore.
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    Image of Pobre Pobre
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    How old is everyone's five-digit ICG #? I had ICQ back when it was still actually used... I wonder if I could dig that thing up for geek cred? That was probably 11 or so years ago...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    @PobreGizmo: 5 digit ICQ #'s are very rare actually and they're all very old.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Dial-up would be purely Hell.


    And you'd still have to use ICQ.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Congratulations Chen, you've just become Wilson's Porn Buddy.


    Just make sure you also dispose of his copy of inferno.

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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Just make sure to include passwords and logins for everything, as it is a giant pain in the ass to try to take care of that stuff after death if someone doesn't have it.


    I would leave all my electronics to my really annoying neighbor, but it would have to be a time release disposition, so everything is really out of date when she gets it, then has to dispose of it herself.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    @zenpoet: This is why you create a Porn Buddy Password for your friend to use in case of emergency.
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    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Damn, a 5 digit ICQ #? And here I thought I was the shit for having a sub 500k 6 digit ICQ #. You've really ruined my Friday man. I'm despondent about this.
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Mark! Are you dying?!
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    Image of Mark Wilson Mark Wilson
    02/20/09

    @admoseremic: We're all dying.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    02/20/09

    @Mark Wilson: Well, sure, I guess in the Tibetan philosohpy, Sylvia Plath sense of the world, we're all dying, but you're not dying the way Chloe is dying...


    are you :'(

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    02/20/09

    @DeusExMach: No, but he does have pornographic movies in his apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...
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    Image of Dillinger23 Dillinger23
    02/20/09

    @Mark Wilson: On a long enough time line everyones survival rate drops to zero.


    You could be one of the lucky 10

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    02/20/09

    @dillinger23: You'd think that. Then you go on living for 150 years and finally are happy. Then someone cuts off your head.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Mark,


    You already have an orgasm button. It's called your prostate. Here's $20. Go up to Hunts Point and get a tranny hooker to push it for you.


    - ponies.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/20/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Is that the going rate, or just a rough estimate? In these rough economic times, you never know when prices will skyrocket.
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    02/20/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: That's not an area you want to be 'rough' in...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    02/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: From what I have learned when going to school in Newark, prices are lowest towards the end of the month, and higher after the first business day of the month. By waiting two extra weeks, I bought back my stolen hubcaps for $5! If you want a good deal on electronics, I suggest Cracky Eddie.
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    Image of TheCrudMan TheCrudMan
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    I'll take your cord box.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    02/20/09

    @TheCrudMan: I have two cord boxes - one for computer cords, and one for home A/V cords. You can have 'em both.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    What about you body Mark? Is it sound as well? Cuz if so, just get it over with and stop hogging that healthy liver!
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    02/20/09

    @TheStig'sNJCousin_GitEmSteveDave: I got dibs on the kidneys...
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    02/20/09

    @TheStig'sNJCousin_GitEmSteveDave: @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: WOO! Fresh Corneas!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    02/20/09

    @DeusExMach: I doubt it. Probably have porn burned into them from constant viewing.
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    Image of AddyDugdale AddyDugdale
    02/20/09

    In reply to My Final Gadget Will and Testament
    Great feature, Mark. Just think, it would have been the shortest feature ever if I'd written it.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: I'd bequeath my glasses in my will, but Matt took them back. :(
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: Woot! Addy's back!


    Umm, yeah...Mark's dead or something...pfft whatev.

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    Image of Mark Wilson Mark Wilson
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: Thanks Addy! But I'm sure you have at least a few hundred mint Elton John LPs to leave someone.
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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    02/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:


    I, Chromeo of Gizmodo, wish to be buried with all of my current electronics, comic books, first series Marvel collector cards, and original metal Voltron.


    I also further wish to have my body exhumed every year in order to be given the latest version of the iPhone.


    If I can't be remembered for much, at least my greed will live on in the hearts of those I hold dear.

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    Image of frigg frigg
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: Don't you mean "First"?
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    02/20/09

    @Chromeo: Dude that's ridiculous. When they annually exhume your body, just have them update the software. You only need a whole new iPhone once every other year.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: Addy, we missed you!
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    02/20/09

    @AddyDugdale: OMG!!! IT'S ADDY!!!!
    I HAVE MISSED YOU DEARLY!
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