William Shatner: I Can’t Get Behind That

Speaking of Bill Shatner, a fantastic soundtrack for this evening (or any evening) is the his hit single* "I Can't Get Behind That" of his 2004 album Has Been. » 11/03/12 8:21pm 11/03/12 8:21pm

This App Makes Your iPhone Recite Some Custom Shatner-esque Poetry

Surely you are well-acquinted with Mr. William Shatner's fantastic spoken-word work. If you aren't, you should be. If that's your jam-and it should be-the new Shatoetry app will let you create some of your own, using the Cap'n Kirk's iconic voice. » 11/03/12 7:00pm 11/03/12 7:00pm

William Shatner Is Here to Comfort You through Facebook Unfriending

Facebook and William Shatner—perhaps the two greatest national treasures our society has ever produced, together in one video. Kirk's here to help you through an experience of universal anguish: the moment you realize you've been Facebook unfriended. » 11/23/11 9:14am 11/23/11 9:14am

Department of Homeland Security: Deep Fry Your Thanksgiving Turkey…

What is it with killjoys? Every major holiday celebration—be it fireworks for 4th of July, turkey frying at Thanksgiving, or alligator wrestling on President's Day—seems to draw out finger-wagers and their shrill cries of "You'll shoot your eye out!" Case in point: this ominous tweet from the DHS. » 11/22/11 11:00pm 11/22/11 11:00pm

William Shatner Shows You How (Not) to Deep Fry a Turkey

Apparently William Shatner almost burned down his house trying to deep fry a turkey. And since no one should ever, under any circumstance, make the same mistakes as William Shatner, here's a video showing the fiery chaos that can come of a turkey frying mishap. » 11/17/11 1:20pm 11/17/11 1:20pm

William Shatner: Rocket Man

Did you hear that William Shatner just released Seeking Major Tom—a whole record of space-themed cover songs? Oh thank you lord of the cosmos. In honor of Mr. Shatner, here's a rendition Rocket Man from 30 years ago. » 10/12/11 9:00pm 10/12/11 9:00pm

There's Going to Be a Star Trek Theme Park. Really!

We've finally done it. After more than 40 years, we finally have the green light on a Star Trek theme park, thanks to King Abdullah of Jordan. And it only cost a measly $1.5 billion to do it. I'm buying my ticket now. » 8/08/11 4:20pm 8/08/11 4:20pm

William Shatner Is 80 Today (!) and We Love Him

It's hard to believe, but the man who ushered an entire generation (boldly) where no man had gone before is now about as old as your grandpa. But we love you, William Shatner, and wish you a very happy birthday. » 3/22/11 9:40am 3/22/11 9:40am

Well F#*%: DVRs Can't Find $#*! My Dad Says

Poor CBS. Just when they thought they'd gotten around the sticky problem of adding a bleep-ably titled show to their lineup, it turns out that the cure might be worse than the disease. Turns out most DVRs don't know $#*!. » 9/23/10 12:20pm 9/23/10 12:20pm

Greenpeace Scales HP Headquarters To Finger Paint Roof In Protest,…

If you happen to be flying over the city of San Francisco, HP headquarters will be easy to spot. It will be the building with the words "Hazardous Products" finger painted on the roof. » 7/28/09 11:40am 7/28/09 11:40am

William Shatner, Other B-Listers Start Signing Autographs In…

At a time when the $2 billion per year autograph business runs rampant with counterfeits, it's tough to ensure your memorabilia is authentic. Thanks to LiveAutographs.com, a website that shills personalized video "autographs" from B-listers like Carmen Electra, Stone Cold Steve Austin and the cast of Lost » 8/17/08 7:00pm 8/17/08 7:00pm, that…

Mr. T and William Shatner World of Warcraft Ads Make Us Want to Be…

Most of my friends play World of Warcraft. I don't. I suspect that these hilarious new spots featuring cult icons Mr. T and William Shatner are aimed at me—if you're not a geek or know nothing about the game, they have little appeal, like an earlier spot. But they're going to be national TV ads, leading me to two… » 11/22/07 8:00pm 11/22/07 8:00pm

Shatner Says Cellphones are Better Than Star Trek Communicators

Captain Kirk, while speaking at a Toronto press conference to shill for Canada's Rogers Wireless, says that cellphones today are more impressive than communicators from Star Trek. Assuming he's not just saying this because he's a spokes-rep for a phone company—like the time he said booking online was better than… » 4/04/07 5:50pm 4/04/07 5:50pm

Kirk's Kidney Stone

Come on, don't tell me you haven't been dreaming about it for years. A fresh, steaming kidney stone ripped right out of William Shatner's body? Heaven I say! And Ebay wants you to own it—if you have enough cash in your pocket, that is. While the Cap'n was on the set of Boston Legal he started to suffer from what he… » 11/18/05 9:41am 11/18/05 9:41am