Now that the mouse is converting big chunks of Disneyland and Disney World to ever-profitable Star Wars attractions, the theme park arms race is at all an all-time high. But who wants to drink blue milk at a Star Wars-themed cantina when Universal Studios is building Willy Wonka’s freakin’ Chocolate Factory.
We are not anti-Johnny Depp. We love films like Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Donnie Brasco, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas—all of which are highlighted by stellar Depp performances. But for a Hollywood A-lister, he’s made some undeniably bizarre career decisions, and here are his oddest.
There is a storm waging on the internet, and at the center of that storm is one Grandpa Joe. A select number of people on the internet are trying to get us all to Say No To Grandpa Joe. Just hear them out.
It's been 40 years since Gene Wilder taught us all how to make the world taste good. The kids from the infamous factory gathered on the Today show to reminisce about their everlasting memories.
Christopher Lloyd is going to rip you limb from limb for stealing his fizzy lifting drink. Because in this Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory horror retelling, Gobstopper, you're his secret ingredient.