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    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of bagellord bagellord
    08:01 PM

    In reply to Windows 7 Netbook Battery Life Sucks Worse Than Windows XP
    I get the same battery life as I did in XP on my Macbook Pro. I can get a little over 2 hours max with wifi off, screen almost off, and doing basic tasks. #netbooks
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    Image of Mr.X. Mr.X.
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    No way. God uses Windows 7. #windowsxp
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    Image of dumanue dumanue
    11/09/09

    @Mr.X.: actually god uses a mac osx #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @dumanue: Ha. That was a good joke. #windowsxp
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    Image of dumanue dumanue
    11/09/09

    @Duckspwn: thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week... #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @dumanue: Will this be another God-uses-my-os flame war? Because we didn't have that one in a while. #windowsxp
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    Image of dumanue dumanue
    11/09/09

    @Mr.X.: nah, I was being funny is all...

    I actually wanted to reply to your previous comment to say that god lives in the LHC he doesnt need no stinking computer... #windowsxp
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    Image of otko otko
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    I just saw something incredibly cool! A big, floating ball that lit up with every color of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried. #windowsxp
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    Xagest promoted this comment otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of Xagest Xagest
    11/09/09

    @otko: Was it out infront of Discount Shoe Outlet? #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @Xagest: Yeah #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @otko: They have a college kid wear that to attract customers. #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @Xagest: Well, I don't care if it was some dork in a costume. For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own #windowsxp
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    God uses a PC and every time we reproduce we're just expanding his botnet... #windowsxp
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    Thunder and lightning is when God's XP is being slow. Earthquake is when God's XP crashes. Hurricane is when God's XP has a virus and keeps loading porn sites. Eclipse is when God's XP makes him update Windows and he has to reboot. #windowsxp
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    Image of CrossCut49 CrossCut49
    11/09/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: God didn't intend for you to know so much #windowsxp
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment CrossCut49 was starred CrossCut49 was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/09/09

    @CrossCut49: Who do you think then gave me my prophetic powers? #windowsxp
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    Image of KyleW KyleW
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    no no .. everyone knows that God would be using a Mac.. #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @KyleW: Thus explaining his God complex. #windowsxp
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    Odin promoted this comment SEDAGIVE?! was starred SEDAGIVE?! was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @SEDAGIVE?!:
    Hah, good one. #windowsxp
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/09/09

    @KyleW: He obviously runs linux- Didn't anyone ever tell you about Moses recieving the ten command prompts? #windowsxp
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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @KyleW: And remember- The apple was forbidden. #windowsxp
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    Image of 7egend005 7egend005
    11/09/09

    @njdevil: Thats cause Adam and Eve were naked, you know Apple Retail store rules, no shoes, no shirt, no service.
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    Bokusatsu_Tenshi promoted this comment RoboBagins approved this comment 7egend005 was starred 7egend005 was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @7egend005: There's and apple on the bible? Just you wait 'till Apple's lawyers finds out about this... #windowsxp
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    Image of Nick Nick
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    but can God's computer run Revelation? #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @Nick: at 100 plagues per second? #windowsxp
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    So what you're saying is that God re-skinned the BSOD to be white, obscuring the text. Wow, I should have guessed he was leet. #windowsxp
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    11/09/09

    @anexanhume: Blue Sky of Death?

    *looks outside*

    Oh Shi- #windowsxp
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    Sticks Calhoun promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of facepuncher: you're right: facepuncher: you're right:
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    wonder what kind of porn god would watch?

    am i going to hell? #windowsxp
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    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    @facepuncher: you're right:: God loves everyone so he watches all porn.

    Take that for what you will. #windowsxp
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    11/09/09

    @facepuncher: 2 Humans 1 Apple #windowsxp
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    Identity (reclamation) promoted this comment njdevil was starred njdevil was unstarred
    Image of SeventhExile SeventhExile
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    Not saying this is real,

    But for everyone that keeps saying the image would be inverted:

    I've seen quite a few devices that invert an image before its projected.

    That being said - it sure is reeaalllyyy thick fog to get such a clear image (while minimizing the light refraction) #windowsxp
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    OCEntertainment promoted this comment SeventhExile was starred SeventhExile was unstarred
    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/09/09

    @SeventhExile: I think the implication of the article is that these were lighted billboards already, and the effect we're seeing is supposed to be the reflection *of* those billboards on the fog. Not an advertisement intentionally shone into the sky.

    That being said, I'd sooner think we're looking directly at a billboard. We simply can't see the poles/frame. Unless it was an intentional projection set up in advance, no fog could reflect such a clear image from any great distance. Fog isn't a smooth surface, and impurities in a surface lead to a diffused reflection. Which is why those movies that show an LCD's image projected on to a person's face are wrong. You would instead see a soft, colored glow. #windowsxp
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    Image of SeventhExile SeventhExile
    11/10/09

    @OCEntertainment:

    Thank you for the clarification. What you said about fog not being smooth makes perfect sense and so I agree we are looking at a picture of a billboard.

    :) #windowsxp
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    Image of Eulatos Eulatos
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    So they rebooted it and it looks the same? #windowsxp
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    Platypus Man promoted this comment Eulatos was starred Eulatos was unstarred
    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    11/09/09


    @Eulatos: I guess that was a mistake in the post. According to the linked site, after it rebooted, it looked like this. #windowsxp
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    Image of lukekirstein003 lukekirstein003
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    It reads: "Warning: Humanity has preformed a fatal error. Click OK to terminate process." #windowsxp
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment tande04 approved this comment lukekirstein003 was starred lukekirstein003 was unstarred
    Image of superberg superberg
    11/09/09

    @lukekirstein003: So that's where all the rain was coming from. #windowsxp
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    I think people need to keep something in mind: God is omnipotent and omniscient. He knows about Macs and, if He wanted a Mac, He could get a Mac. This Windows error is proof that, in the eyes of God, Mac is simply an inferior product not worthy of His Heavenly Disposable Income.

    That's right - given a choice, God chose Windows.

    If this teaches us anything, it's that in spite of the glitches and errors which may cause crashing - along with earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and droughts - running the world simply cannot be trusted to a Mac.

    Windows: Where Do You Want To Tithe Today?
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    Edited by OMG! Ponies! at 11/09/09 10:29 AM OMG! Ponies! was starred OMG! Ponies! was unstarred
    Image of KaZx KaZx
    11/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: This can esaly explain why we hanvnt heard from god in a while. He's Been trying to get his computer to bootup without crashing. #windowsxp
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    Image of Gann Gann
    11/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: And on the seventh day, God rebooted. #windowsxp
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    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: In the beginning, there was DOS. Ergo, when God created the world, it was a DOS-only program. As Windows came along, it could run these little DOS programs, and God upgraded his system.

    Then came Macs. God was pleased with the work of his son, Steve Jobs, and wanted to use a Mac. Unfortunately, Macs don't run Windows programs. So, God runs Parallels. And what you see is God cursing the crashing of his program, but his ability to get right back to up and running due to Parallels.

    All is right with the world because God runs it in a virtualized environment, on a Mac. #windowsxp
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: G-d uses a PC because on a whole, they're cheaper than Macs. And one thing we all know about G-d, he's terrible with money. #windowsxp
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    Image of sviola sviola
    11/09/09

    @blash: By the contrary...God is totally against Macs...he threw out the ones who had anything to do with Apple... #windowsxp
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    Image of Rybones2112 Rybones2112
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    Chicken Little would have a freaking heart attack if he saw this... "The sky is crashing! The sky is crashing!!..." #windowsxp
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Rybones2112 was starred Rybones2112 was unstarred
    Image of dingus dingus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Even God Runs Windows XP
    It's the Ballmersignal! Quick, to the Ballmermobile.

    Nananananananananananananananana... BALLMER! #windowsxp
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    11/09/09

    @dingus: sudo apt-get BallmerBatmanFlashAnimation

    If only that could work... #windowsxp
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    dingus promoted this comment mattycakes was starred mattycakes was unstarred
    Image of dingus dingus
    11/09/09

    @mattycakes: Don't type the word "Ballmer" while you have root privs or you'll make the baby Linus cry. #windowsxp
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