It may just be a Dodge ad celebrating 100 years of the company but, when 106-year-old Ethel Preston and her cronies look you in the eye and say you should do whatever the hell you want to do, you can tell they really mean it. Life is too damn short, even when you get to be one hundred years old. "Be a bad boy!" Indeed…
Things you may not have known, but probably should know because they're fantastic, in no-particular-order of fantastic-ness: 1) The world's oldest known wild bird is a 63-year-old female albatross. 2) Her name is "Wisdom." 3) Wisdom just gave birth.
It's party season. In fact, we have our office shindig tonight, and maybe you're attending a holiday fete of your own.
It's party season. You're probably even attending some kind of shindig tonight. There will be free alcohol and all the mini-sausages you can eat.
Trade show proof that you can't be
Too rich or too thin
Drink soda all day?
Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]
Looks so cool on my ceiling
When I'm really stoned.