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Gun Phone: A Haiku

Don't be too surprised
At airport security
When you miss your flight
[Custom Phones via SlipperyBrick]

wisdom

Shocking Prank Pen: A Haiku

That cute girl in sales
I'll use this to flirt with her!
Man, I'm so lonely.
[ThinkGeek]

wisdom

Kitty Cat Satellite Dish Sticker: A Haiku

My satellite dish.
My apartment full of cats.
I'm king of the nerds!
[Product Page via CrunchGear]

wisdom

Netscape Navigator's Last Day: A Haiku

Expert rendering
Of my Geocities page.
You had a good run.
[BBC]

wisdom

Turkey Leg Phone: A Haiku

This turkey phone is
gross, but I'd eat it instead
of a canburger.
[Product Page via 7 Gadgets]

Backyard Cat: A Haiku Stay in the yard, Cat.
But stay away from the pool.
My kids would be sad.
[Product Page via Geekologie]

ode to monitor thinness

Video: Hitachi 1.5-Inch Thin Monitor Haiku


Dancing monitors
Trade show proof that you can't be
Too rich or too thin

Motion-Sensing, Money-Eating Piggy Bank: A Haiku Just like your ex-wife
This pig eats all your money.
I'll be here all week.
[Product Page]

USB Mouth Camera: A Haiku Drink soda all day?
Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]

Electronic Massage Sandals: A Haiku My feet feel so good
But damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
[Product Page via Nerd Approved]

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Japanese Mangekyo Kaleidoscope Projector: A Haiku

This kaleidoscope
Looks so cool on my ceiling
When I'm really stoned. More »

Camouflaged Bibles: A Haiku When I'm out hunting
I need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.
[Yahoo]

Japanese Hand Pillow: A Haiku Only in Japan
Would a pillow for your head
Look just like Goatse.
[TokyoMango]

Bone Wrist Support: A Haiku It's not a dog toy,
My wrist rests on it, it's cute!
I am so lonely.
[Product Page via Slashgear]

wisdom of the in-crowd

Opinions Side-By-Side In Our iPhone Review Matrix


If you were too lazy to actually read the four iPhone reviews that came out last night, we've done the hard part and stuck the most salient tidbits into a chart, hoping to see both agreement and dissent among the elders: David Pogue of the New York Times, Walt Mossberg of the Wall Street Journal, Ed Baig of USA Today and Steven Levy of Newsweek. (What happened to Lev Grossman at Time Magazine? He usually gets the Apple stuff early too.) Jump for our painstakingly created review matrix—it's fun to notice what words they all use, and when one totally disagrees with the rest. More »