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Gun Phone: A Haiku

Don't be too surprised
At airport security
When you miss your flight
[Custom Phones via SlipperyBrick]

12:40 PM on Fri Jun 6 2008
By Adam Frucci
4,837 views, 76 comments

wisdom

Shocking Prank Pen: A Haiku

That cute girl in sales
I'll use this to flirt with her!
Man, I'm so lonely.
[ThinkGeek]

11:20 AM on Thu May 29 2008
By Adam Frucci
8,049 views, 60 comments

Latest by GadgetPlay: The story was old and not new But Frucci needs something to do The pen was still shocking But Adam we're mocking Because he can't write a haiku more »

wisdom

Kitty Cat Satellite Dish Sticker: A Haiku

My satellite dish.
My apartment full of cats.
I'm king of the nerds!
[Product Page via CrunchGear]

12:18 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By Adam Frucci
3,330 views, 34 comments

wisdom

Netscape Navigator's Last Day: A Haiku

Expert rendering
Of my Geocities page.
You had a good run.
[BBC]
wisdom

Turkey Leg Phone: A Haiku

This turkey phone is
gross, but I'd eat it instead
of a canburger.
[Product Page via 7 Gadgets]

1:31 PM on Wed Jan 30 2008
By Adam Frucci
3,544 views, 28 comments

Backyard Cat: A Haiku Stay in the yard, Cat.
But stay away from the pool.
My kids would be sad.
[Product Page via Geekologie]

97 comments

ode to monitor thinness

Video: Hitachi 1.5-Inch Thin Monitor Haiku


Dancing monitors
Trade show proof that you can't be
Too rich or too thin

8:43 PM on Mon Jan 7 2008
By Charlie White
1,230 views, 9 comments

Motion-Sensing, Money-Eating Piggy Bank: A Haiku Just like your ex-wife
This pig eats all your money.
I'll be here all week.
[Product Page]

43 comments

USB Mouth Camera: A Haiku Drink soda all day?
Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]

26 comments

Electronic Massage Sandals: A Haiku My feet feel so good
But damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
[Product Page via Nerd Approved]

10 comments

wisdom

Japanese Mangekyo Kaleidoscope Projector: A Haiku

This kaleidoscope
Looks so cool on my ceiling
When I'm really stoned. More »

7:30 PM on Thu Aug 30 2007
By Adam Frucci
3,902 views, 17 comments

Latest by QWERTYthon: OK, so I'm probably disillusioned, but can't saying "I do drugs" on the internet cause people trouble with the government? Even if I could afford mentally, physically, and/or financially to do drugs, which (to clarify) I can't, I'm pretty sure more »

Camouflaged Bibles: A Haiku When I'm out hunting
I need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.
[Yahoo]

16 comments

Japanese Hand Pillow: A Haiku Only in Japan
Would a pillow for your head
Look just like Goatse.
[TokyoMango]

11 comments

Bone Wrist Support: A Haiku It's not a dog toy,
My wrist rests on it, it's cute!
I am so lonely.
[Product Page via Slashgear]

5 comments

wisdom of the in-crowd

Opinions Side-By-Side In Our iPhone Review Matrix


If you were too lazy to actually read the four iPhone reviews that came out last night, we've done the hard part and stuck the most salient tidbits into a chart, hoping to see both agreement and dissent among the elders: David Pogue of the New York Times, Walt Mossberg of the Wall Street Journal, Ed Baig of USA Today and Steven Levy of Newsweek. (What happened to Lev Grossman at Time Magazine? He usually gets the Apple stuff early too.) Jump for our painstakingly created review matrix—it's fun to notice what words they all use, and when one totally disagrees with the rest. More »

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10:03 AM on Wed Jun 27 2007
By Wilson Rothman
18,420 views, 33 comments

Latest by piotrj: when the specs on the phone first came out i was generally unimpressed. until i get the chance to play around with it, i will remain unimpressed by it. i was also annoyed by all the hype drummed up by more »