<![CDATA[Gizmodo: wisdom]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: wisdom]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/wisdom http://gizmodo.com/tag/wisdom <![CDATA[Beer Belt: A Haiku]]> Six beers on my belt.
I'm ready for my wedding!
I barfed on the priest.
[Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5033248&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Gun Phone: A Haiku]]> Don't be too surprised
At airport security
When you miss your flight
[Custom Phones via SlipperyBrick]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013931&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Shocking Prank Pen: A Haiku]]> That cute girl in sales
I'll use this to flirt with her!
Man, I'm so lonely.
[ThinkGeek]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393942&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kitty Cat Satellite Dish Sticker: A Haiku]]> My satellite dish.
My apartment full of cats.
I'm king of the nerds!
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]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365213&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Netscape Navigator's Last Day: A Haiku]]> Expert rendering
Of my Geocities page.
You had a good run.
[BBC]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=362400&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Turkey Leg Phone: A Haiku]]> This turkey phone is
gross, but I'd eat it instead
of a canburger.
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]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=350695&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Backyard Cat: A Haiku]]> Stay in the yard, Cat.
But stay away from the pool.
My kids would be sad.
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]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=346628&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Video: Hitachi 1.5-Inch Thin Monitor Haiku]]>
Dancing monitors
Trade show proof that you can't be
Too rich or too thin

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341914&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Motion-Sensing, Money-Eating Piggy Bank: A Haiku]]> Just like your ex-wife
This pig eats all your money.
I'll be here all week.
[Product Page]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340033&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[USB Mouth Camera: A Haiku]]> Drink soda all day?
Need no gadget to know that
Your dentist hates you. [Chinavasion]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339703&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Electronic Massage Sandals: A Haiku]]> My feet feel so good
But damn, these ugly sandals
Hurt my dignity.
[Product Page via Nerd Approved]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=309901&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Japanese Mangekyo Kaleidoscope Projector: A Haiku]]> This kaleidoscope
Looks so cool on my ceiling
When I'm really stoned.

mangekyorooms-1.jpg[Trends in Japan]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=295367&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Camouflaged Bibles: A Haiku]]> When I'm out hunting
I need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.
[Yahoo]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=289025&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Japanese Hand Pillow: A Haiku]]> Only in Japan
Would a pillow for your head
Look just like Goatse.
[TokyoMango]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=281858&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bone Wrist Support: A Haiku]]> It's not a dog toy,
My wrist rests on it, it's cute!
I am so lonely.
[Product Page via Slashgear]

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