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Google (n) : Google (v) = Wolfram Alpha (n) : ?
"Wolf" sounds dumb. "Alpha" means too many other things. Maybe "fram?"
- "Yo, what's the part number of 1972 Impreza rear fender"
- "Dude, fram it yourself."
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Come to think of it, following said framming, wolfram alpha would likely respond:
"dumbass, the Impreza was released in 1993."
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Now that I see it doesn't, I do not care.
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How long will it be until Google buys Wolfram Alpha?
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Googles the best.
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In three sentences, I count no fewer than five errors.
Please rewrite your comment as
To the rest, I apologize but given the errors per capita, something had to be said.
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How many licks does it take to get to the toosie roll center of a tootsipop?
How many amish women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
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1) As much wood as a woodchuck could, assuming arguendo that a woodchuck is capable of chucking said wood
2) Three
3) Two, but don't ask how they got in there.
4) The walrus was Paul
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