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    The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix

    Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    What you need to do is replace those wimpy plastic batons with some nice ASP batons.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    i was wondering what Conan O'Brien was up to now that he ain't on th tele no more.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    This kid is the neighborhood poseur.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    You'll Wolverine Your Eye Out!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    It seems like a quick hack to the tips of the claws would turn this into the eye-poking delight that it was meant to be.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    05/08/09

    I'm sure they are hollow, so it would be more like eye poking hypodermic needles.@Hello Mister Walrus:
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/08/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: Venom Wolverine is the Ultimate Wolverine!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/08/09

    In reply to The Terms "Child Safe" and "Wolverine Claws" Really Don't Mix
    So what we need to do here is take these suckers apart and replace the plastic blades with metal ones...
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    Image of Mystilas Mystilas
    05/08/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: No, we need to replace them with adamantium ones.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    05/08/09

    @Mystilas: Not to be snarky, but I just said metal. I didn't say what type of metal.


    If you do actually find some adamantium though please let us know...


    Ok, that one had a pinch of snark in it.

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    11/21/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    Even a regular taser that hasn't been built by Joe Garelli would do a pretty good job of convincing you that these do not, in fact, make you rule squat. And that's not even getting into actual lethal stuff, like guns or fast-moving cars.
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    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    Does this come with a Vega mask?
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    'Remove before wiping'
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    "With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are the man in charge!"


    That is until someone comes by with a .40.

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    Image of Epoch Epoch
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    this looks like it would come in handy for black friday.
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    Image of B52HVet B52HVet
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    "With this gauntlet strapped to your arm there is no question you are the man in charge!"


    Unfortunately, you're no longer the man in charge of wiping your own ass, or drying your tears...because you're also no longer in charge of your own dignity.

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    Image of NDub NDub
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    Well, now I know what thousands of kids are going as for halloween next year.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    11/20/08

    @NDub: Rednecks with a lot of pent up rage?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    I think I'll NetFlix "Heavy Metal" tonight
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    Image of EBone EBone
    11/20/08

    In reply to Taste the Steel of My Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet!!
    What would you need this for? If you intended to fight with it on, you're homicidal.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/20/08

    @EBone: TO show how big of a tool you really need to appear to be by wearing this in public, let alone owning it or admitting to owning it?
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