@Rosa Golijan: Your heartless! I read that iPhone post and how you break up. Funny, effective, and downright dirty. I like it though... #openofficemouse
And lastly, there's a button for mapping buttons to other buttons. Simply hold down CTRL+ALT+SHIFT and F12 while simultaneously holding the Button Mapping button and the combination of keystrokes and buttons to be mapped. It's quick and easy!#openofficemouse
@met2art: I was about to say that this thing would be useless without replicating the entire keyboard, but now I know I can triple the mind-numbing-button-madness I simply have no excuse but to order one.
Truly, we need crack pipe to comprehend all of the wonders available. #openofficemouse
Autocad. Plain and simple. Having the 18 most common commands loaded in, such as l, co, plot, m, mi, pasteclip, copybase, and so on. I would love it. That is, if I could remember which button was which and then consistently hit it correctly. #openofficemouse
@AkronZip: also digging the idea of shortcutting Photoshop/Illustrator tool palettes so i don't need my key-commands...and solidworks, and studiomax...might need to bug the boss about this one
like you said tho, remembering which button was what, and not getting fat-fingered and mashing multiple buttons seems like a challenge #openofficemouse
@AkronZip: This mouse would be fantastic for autocad. I can only imagine how much time it could save with just a little bit of practice. #openofficemouse
@Duckspwn: Loves Approving Reds: I worked with AutoCad for 3 years so far and I am willing to bet that it would be useable. I mean, I use the keyboard without looking at it, so why shouldn't I be able to train myself to use the mouse? I am able to just reach down and type almost all of the commands with one hand when using cad. #openofficemouse
hey now, this isn't a big dick contest. and thankfully so, as a single pony, nevermind ponies, can pretty much molly-whop any chance of my winning said dick contest.
@zenpoet: When I pull out my trouser snake, it does indeed have a habit of getting out of hand. And the Urbane Dictionary really didn't enlighten me on "mollywhopping".
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DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
oh what, the neck beard part's been cut out? do you have a 12 year old daughter who reminded you that such remarks are petty, and, being her intellectual inferior, heeded her advice with great haste?
also, i know that comedy isn't a democratic process, but i count 3 lols, one awesome, and one misspelled instance of the word 'genius' being employed in reference to yours truly. so maybe you just don't get it; i shall explain.
in african american culture, ones friends are often endearingly referred to using a colloquial term that bears a sonic resemblance the the word 'naga', though the two words differ largely in their etymology. by cleverly juxtaposing said term with said similar term, one creates an instance of what is known as 'absurdist comedy', that is, comedy that derives its humorous value from simple deviations from common speech, such as turns of phrase or double entendre.
"I mean, whatever you say is always kind of funny because your avatar tickles me in the "oh look, a neckbeard" kind of nostalgic way, but... come on..."
razor sharp wit there, razor sharp. sad thing is it took all night and a bit of this morning to come up with it, only to be reprimanded by your petulant daughter. shame.
@Scotland: I wish my phone had a "12" button. I know a bunch of people who live in the "212" area code and without a "12" button, I can't get past "2".
So it's a little past midnight, and I'm catching up on today's posts. I see the "priceless" app, think it looks interesting, and download it. Surely I'll be able to ignore the branding crap, right?
Wrong. Even though I have the ringer disabled, this stupid thing starts talking - as in, reciting a stupid Mastercard ad, and waking up my wife, who was sleeping next to me. Now she's pissed at me.
"Augmented reality app that finds you cool deals? Free. Not getting laid because your stupid app pissed off the wife? Priceless." Or something.
There were two recent stories on giz about AR apps for the 3GS. The Tube one and the Twitter one. The tube one says that they've submitted it to the app store and are awaiting approval. The twitter one says they can't and then gave a letter saying why.
I guess we'll see if the twitter and tube apps get approved (and not pulled). Most of what I've seen says they can't access that API.
I just downloaded Snore Patrol in hope of leaving it on one night and waking up to see a nice graph of when I snore. Unfortunately, it will most definitely not live up to that aspiration. That is one of the most noobified programs I have ever seen. No wonder it's free.
Do they yet have an app that can augment my iFart apps?
As they stand, they are all weak in the bass frequencies; I need an assistive app that will enhance that bass, giving it depth and bravado. Until it sounds like you just shredded a vinyl seat, it's not a proper sounding iFart.
Well, I "played" WoW on my touch through VLC awhile back. There's really no chance to effectively "play" WoW on there, but checking mail and doing some trades I guess MIGHT work. Shrug.
@MasterSauce: Yeah. I feel bad calling this project wasted quality effort, but unless while using the company toilet you need to get your fix by checking the auction house or taking a flightpath for lulz, then there really is very little use.
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well i WAS going to ridicule someone else's joke, but then decided that telling my own would be a better use of time.
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hey now, this isn't a big dick contest. and thankfully so, as a single pony, nevermind ponies, can pretty much molly-whop any chance of my winning said dick contest.
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Please tell me it involves cocks.
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it's the act of violently striking someone with ones penis.
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... i dont think i actually made it into the HoF... checking... nope, never was. got a COTD once, but no HoF.
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Half of the words for penis - I learned from you.
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So.... do you mean to tell me that there was actually a joke in there somewhere?
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oh what, the neck beard part's been cut out? do you have a 12 year old daughter who reminded you that such remarks are petty, and, being her intellectual inferior, heeded her advice with great haste?
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also, i know that comedy isn't a democratic process, but i count 3 lols, one awesome, and one misspelled instance of the word 'genius' being employed in reference to yours truly. so maybe you just don't get it; i shall explain.
in african american culture, ones friends are often endearingly referred to using a colloquial term that bears a sonic resemblance the the word 'naga', though the two words differ largely in their etymology. by cleverly juxtaposing said term with said similar term, one creates an instance of what is known as 'absurdist comedy', that is, comedy that derives its humorous value from simple deviations from common speech, such as turns of phrase or double entendre.
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"I mean, whatever you say is always kind of funny because your avatar tickles me in the "oh look, a neckbeard" kind of nostalgic way, but... come on..."
razor sharp wit there, razor sharp. sad thing is it took all night and a bit of this morning to come up with it, only to be reprimanded by your petulant daughter. shame.
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Wrong. Even though I have the ringer disabled, this stupid thing starts talking - as in, reciting a stupid Mastercard ad, and waking up my wife, who was sleeping next to me. Now she's pissed at me.
"Augmented reality app that finds you cool deals? Free. Not getting laid because your stupid app pissed off the wife? Priceless." Or something.
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I thought not, but this begs to differ
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There were two recent stories on giz about AR apps for the 3GS. The Tube one and the Twitter one. The tube one says that they've submitted it to the app store and are awaiting approval. The twitter one says they can't and then gave a letter saying why.
I guess we'll see if the twitter and tube apps get approved (and not pulled). Most of what I've seen says they can't access that API.
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As they stand, they are all weak in the bass frequencies; I need an assistive app that will enhance that bass, giving it depth and bravado. Until it sounds like you just shredded a vinyl seat, it's not a proper sounding iFart.
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