If You Order Amazon Gift Wrap, You Might Get This Instead

Amazon lets you pay a few extra bucks to "gift wrap" an order in case it's being sent to someone special. Say, this holiday season! What they don't tell you is that it's being done by a mule. » 12/07/12 4:35pm 12/07/12 4:35pm

Please Someone Make This Self-Destructing Packing Tape Before I Break…

You wanna know why opening a package is so thrilling? Because it's a fucking epic poem just to get the box open. By the time you're in, you'd be excited by packing peanuts and nothing else. » 6/27/12 11:40pm 6/27/12 11:40pm

The Onion's GotchaBox Plays Mind Games With Greedy Fools

If you're sick and tired of all the Christmas greed, now you can start fucking with your gift recipients, giving them a faked-up GotchaBox with an old pair of socks inside. Who better to make up fraudulent packaging than those merry pranksters at The Onion? They're jerking around everybody with a $20 set of three… » 11/03/06 8:56am 11/03/06 8:56am