Japanese School Girl Wristcutters: So Wrong It Really, Really Hurts

Wowowow. I have no idea what the context of this clip is. I don't want to believe that these kawaii! » 11/11/08 7:00pm 11/11/08 7:00pm schoolgirl wristcutters are real, peddled by schoolgirls winking and smiling as they lick the blood trickling down their wrists. But you know what? I honestly don't what's or anymore. . [ - ]

Howl Tissue Pillow, for When You Need to Wipe Up Hot, Sticky... Snot in…

The Howl Tissue Pillow is kind of ingenious, even though it's the kind of thing you would only use in bad situations. Like when you have a cold and are stuck in bed and need a never-ending supply of tissues to mop up the mucus and junk pouring out of your head. Or if you're curled in ball, wrapped around your pillow… » 10/14/08 9:40am 10/14/08 9:40am

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants… » 3/17/08 1:00pm 3/17/08 1:00pm

Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!

This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other… » 3/05/08 6:56am 3/05/08 6:56am