Gizmodo: wrong

"Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:40:00 EST

Believe it or not, there's a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here?

1. Where the fuck did they put that whisky bottle for "daddy"?
2. Rudolph, treat me with love.
3. First your wife, now your car.
4. Man, that Mrs. Claus was such a fat bitch.
5. This number five tastes delicious.
6. My head is bigger than your stool!

Now, you try in the comments.

I know. This is wrong. The web site, I mean. [Capture the Magic— Thanks Brice, who candidly promoted this site to me over AIM saying: "the internet age, keeping the magic alive! How cool is that!?" So true, dear Brice, so true]

Japanese School Girl Wristcutters: So Wrong It Really, Really Hurts

matt buchanan — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:00:00 EST

Wowowow. I have no idea what the context of this clip is. I don't want to believe that these kawaii! schoolgirl wristcutters are real, peddled by schoolgirls winking and smiling as they lick the blood trickling down their wrists. But you know what? I honestly don't know what's real or not anymore. I just don't know. [Vidmax - Thanks Zachary!]

Howl Tissue Pillow, for When You Need to Wipe Up Hot, Sticky... Snot in Bed

matt buchanan — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:40:00 EDT

The Howl Tissue Pillow is kind of ingenious, even though it's the kind of thing you would only use in bad situations. Like when you have a cold and are stuck in bed and need a never-ending supply of tissues to mop up the mucus and junk pouring out of your head. Or if you're curled in ball, wrapped around your pillow and weeping. (If you're one of those people that cry and stuff). Or you got something sticky all over yourself that you don't want getting on your sheets. Like, uh, more snot. [Design-3000 via Random Good Stuff]

Never Play Wii with a Dog Behind You. NEVER.

Jesus Diaz — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Play Wii with man's best friend if you have to. But please, please, never ever play with a dog behind you. Seriously. Don't. Biff. Don't do that, Biff! Stop it! DON'T! BIFF! BAD DOG! BAD! (NSFMH* video ahead, probably illegal in some states.)

* Not Safe for Mental Health

I'm afraid this beats the Jesus Switch by a wide margin. [Fail]

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Jesus Diaz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:00:22 EDT

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Suctioncupfingersthreeboobedpussymouthvinyl? I'll be there like shareware. Buying one now. Test with me, Addy, and possibly the dog, soon. [Sextoy via Nerd Approved]

Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!

Jesus Diaz — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:56:45 EST

This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me.

I don't know about you, but I think this beats our previous Wrongmodo entries, the Jesuswitch and the Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer, by a wide margin. [LiveLeak]

SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place

Jesus Diaz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:39:20 EST

The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place.

This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]

Jesus Switch Turns On, Off

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:49:09 EST

We like our switches switches switches here in Gizmodo, but this Jesuswitch is just wrong wrong wrong. WRONG. Blame my catholic upbringing, but I would stay in the room in the dark for fear of turning the light on. [Flickr via Digg]