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Nintendo Wii Advertising Probably Sent Some Wrong Subliminal Signals
This is certainly not a new image, but once you add the proper caption, the whole Wiimote-bridging-the-generation-gap concept gets a little bit disturbing. OK, it freaks me out almost as much as the JesusSwitch. [Thanks David]
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By Jesus DiazComment by Grendel: This is when you know that the entire civilization has gone down the shitter; A gadget/tech blog on a slow... 18 Responses | Other threads
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It's Easter: Eat Jesus In a Kit Kat
Easter it is, and Heyzuss—the Bible character—has resurrected. In a Kit Kat bar. Indeed, chocolate and Easter go together like pancakes and maple syrup. Can you see it too? [Nu.nl—Thanks Audrius] More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by P3nnst8r: How would somebody even notice that? 17 Responses | Other threads
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The Penis Train (When Children Playgrounds Go VERY Wrong)
And you thought nothing could beat the Jesus Switch as the worst Wrongmodo ever, didn't you? I said: DIDN'T YOU? Well, Jason and I did, but the Polish Penis Train has proved us oh-so-wrong. [DRB] -
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Don't Insert Precision Screwdriver Into Penis. Don't!
We would like to extend the advice to normal screwdrivers too. Or any pointy thing. Or not pointy. Look, just don't insert anything in your penis, ok? Mac mini dissections, yes. Penis, NO. [Thanks Francesca] -
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Punching Bag Toy Requires You To Blow Wolverine
This one almost bests the Jesus' bonerswitch. Almost. Logan won't be happy. Or maybe he will, who knows. [Walyou]
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By Jesus DiazComment by BeautifulAgony: "It's getting softer... I guess not every bone is adamantium." *smirk* 13 Responses | Other threads
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Wrongest Item In Amazon Yet (NSFW)
I know that Amazon doesn't have much control over its vendors, but this "Whimsical Bow Lace Thigh-High Stockings with Lace Tops, Red" from "Leg Avenue" is certainly not what I thought it was. More » -
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San Diego Polar Bear Cam Showing Porn
This is NSFWIYAB (Not Safe For Work If You Are a Bear), but a rare occurrence captured by the San Diego Zoo Polar Cam. Ask yourself a question, people: Do our children need Baloo porn? More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by timak: My girlfriend had about 4 hours of orgasms last night. 17 Responses | Other threads
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My Mom to Public Relations People: Shut Up, You Bozos!
More than often, we get dumb press releases here in Gizmodo. This one starts with the following: "MAKE MOM THE ENVY OF THE BLOCK WITH STYLISH WESTINGHOUSE LCD HDTVs." It goes downhill from there. More » -
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Say You Love Her with Heart-Shaped Pork Dumplings
Screw chocolates. If you must be tacky and celebrate Valentine's, "tell her about your love with a heart-shaped pork dumpling instead of chocolate. Satisfaction guaranteed." At least, that's what my friend Kumiko says. [Thanks Kumiko]
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By Jesus DiazComment by Adam2010: I don't know.... I guess you can give her heart disease with either chocolate or heart shaped piglets (sorry Disney)... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child's father too? Answer us! More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by 3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave: Well, what they don't tell you is that this cake had to be made at Wal Mart b/c they went... 4 Responses | Other threads
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iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
I promised myself I wasn't going to do any more sex-related post in 2009. I failed.
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By Jesus DiazComment by chrishw: Does anybody know that old saying "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything?" Well, Jesus, if... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Lego Masturbator Machine Will Make Mindstorms NXT Sales Explode (NSFW)
While picking the Best of Lego 2008, a naughty reader sent me this Lego Mindstorms NXT Masturbator machine. It's no Robotech thruster or pink blowjob machine but, if you have an hexagonal penis, get it. -
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"Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job
Believe it or not, there's a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here?
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By Jesus DiazComment by Wess: Try our *NEW* year round collection including: Easter Bunny + Random Patriotic Person + Cupid + Random Trick or Treator + Tooth Fairy + Santa! + Many... 2 Responses | Other threads
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SpongeBob SquarePants iPod Dock: The Grossest Gets Grossester
The Spongebob SquarePants iPod Dock is surely the result of Nickelodeon executives sitting around a table brainstorming ways to make Spongbob SquarePants even more disgusting. More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by CampSteve: I have more stupid Nickelodeon products from when I used to work for them. I have a phone that... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Never Play Wii with a Dog Behind You. NEVER.
Play Wii with man's best friend if you have to. But please, please, never ever play with a dog behind you. Seriously. Don't. Biff. Don't do that, Biff! Stop it! DON'T! BIFF! BAD DOG! BAD! (NSFMH* video ahead, probably illegal in some states.) More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by ChowderFacial: I love how the kid still manages to play the game...even while he is being raped... more » | Other threads
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Photoshop Disasters Hurt My Eyes Beyond Repair
I'm not a Photoshop wizard. I know I do plenty of photobotching myself—guilty as charged, your honor—but unlike these brilliant Photoshop Disasters, I've got to do mine in a few minutes in order to publish news on time, and they don't get published in ads, packages or magazines. My favorite from the gallery: the frontal shot of a model wearing a pearl G-string (which even while it shows no genitals whatsoever and is from Amazon.com, could be considered NSFW by many). Update: How could I forgot the worst Microsoft ad ever? Added. More » -
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Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW
So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, "really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a "penis bodybuilding" apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? " More » -
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Butt Butt Water Butt Is Buttugly Rain Tank for Treehugging Buttburglars
The Butt Butt, a rain-collecting 56-gallon water tank with a tap up its crack brings to us all the wrong (tubgirl) images, which makes it even worse than the alien sex doll, the mechanical singing urinal, and Spongebob's butt thermometer, although perhaps not as wrong as the Jesuswitch. "Buyer" Camilla Kaylee gives it five stars, however, saying that she has had "nothing but compliments from everyone who has seen it," so we are going to ignore our interior decorator instinct and spend the $180 for one at once. [Evengreener via Nerd Approved] -
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Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)
Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead. More » -
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Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!
This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me. More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by BryanGrez: I think filming a small child using the bathroom and posting it on the internet is even worse than having... more » | Other threads
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SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place
The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place. More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by nightshadowon: Our family has one of these and since the kids are older than infants it has only been used orally... more » | Other threads
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By Jesus DiazComment by LastVigilante: @levarien: ROFL. I think you win this comment thread. 1 Responses | Other threads
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