Gizmodo: Wrongmodo

Photoshop Disasters Hurt Our Eyes Beyond Repair

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT

I'm not a Photoshop wizard. I know I do plenty of photobotching myself—guilty as charged, your honor—but unlike these brilliant Photoshop Disasters, I've to do mine in a few minutes in order to publish news on time, and they don't get published in ads, packages, or magazines. My favorite from the gallery: the frontal shot of a model wearing a pearl g-string (which even while it shows no genitals whatsoever and is from Amazon.com, could be considered NSFW by many.) Update: how could I forgot the worst Microsoft ad ever? Added.

Seriously, I love pearl g-strings, but that sex-less editing almost took my fetish away. How can anyone use the infinite power of this software to create this crap—then spend thousands of dollars publishing it in magazine covers, catalogs, product packaging, and online shops—is beyond me. Specially knowing that any of your Photobotch works have 100 times the quality of these commercial pieces. [Photoshop Disasters]

Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:28:00 EDT

So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, "really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a "penis bodybuilding" apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? "

Of course it is! Because we all know that the key for a man's happiness is a penis as big as a bottle of wine with veins like lizards' tails. And here's a system that will get you that, according to the manufacturers. Really! It works! Ask Benny! And you can always use it as a real slingshot to hunt rabbits in the countryside. Get yours own for $69 (what else) on eBay. Hopefully unused or with every pubic hair removed. [eBay]

More Wrongmodos

Butt Butt Water Butt Is Buttugly Rain Tank for Treehugging Buttburglars

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:10:00 EDT

The Butt Butt, a rain-collecting 56-gallon water tank with a tap up its crack brings to us all the wrong (tubgirl) images, which makes it even worse than the alien sex doll, the mechanical singing urinal, and Spongebob's butt thermometer, although perhaps not as wrong as the Jesuswitch. "Buyer" Camilla Kaylee gives it five stars, however, saying that she has had "nothing but compliments from everyone who has seen it," so we are going to ignore our interior decorator instinct and spend the $180 for one at once. [Evengreener via Nerd Approved]

Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF)

Jesus Diaz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:00:22 EDT

Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Suctioncupfingersthreeboobedpussymouthvinyl? I'll be there like shareware. Buying one now. Test with me, Addy, and possibly the dog, soon. [Sextoy via Nerd Approved]

Crazy Singing Clown Urinal Makes Us Go HAHAHAARRGHHSTOPDOINGTHAT!

Jesus Diaz — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:56:45 EST

This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me.

I don't know about you, but I think this beats our previous Wrongmodo entries, the Jesuswitch and the Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer, by a wide margin. [LiveLeak]

SpongeBob Squarepants Thermometer Wants to Sing in the Wrong Place

Jesus Diaz — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:39:20 EST

The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. According to the box, it "plays SpongeBoob SquarePants Theme" while in use, and it is for "oral, underarm and rectal use." According to me, I'm not sticking this in any place.

This is almost as wrong as the Jesuswitch. [Cartoon Brew via Boing Boing]

Jesus Switch Turns On, Off

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:49:09 EST

We like our switches switches switches here in Gizmodo, but this Jesuswitch is just wrong wrong wrong. WRONG. Blame my catholic upbringing, but I would stay in the room in the dark for fear of turning the light on. [Flickr via Digg]