Shenanigans?

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Blam: Leave the sweatpants at home. Leave the tracksuit at home. Leave the Tacchini at home. Instead, bring a razor, a pressed shirt, and your oh-so-cute cigarette-girl lappie tray.

Jesus: Leave anything that vibrates at home. Leave the RealDoll at home. Leave the IRON BAR! at home. Instead, bring a track jacket and stubble. You're suave and European enough to pull it off.

Chen: Leave any pants with any amount of give in the waist at home. I don't want to hear about you pantsing anyone or anything. Instead, bring your Time Banana.

Ginger: Leave your XBox 360 at home. We all know you can pwn anything that moves at Street Fighter and COD. It's about Apple and we all know that Apple and gaming don't mix.

Mark: Leave the mop you call a 'do at home. You look like a hippie. Instead, bring bacon.

Frooch: Leave the 250" plasma at home. We know you have one. Your neighbors have been complaining about the heat and blinding light that comes from your apartment. Trust me - no one needs to see a vagina in hi-def on a screen that big.

Andi: You're not going because your room is a pig sty. When was the last time you saw your floor?

John & Sean: You're holding down the fort. Someone responsible needs to be in charge.

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As for Chen leaving his pants with any give in the waist at home is a bad idea. I, for one, do not want to see any semblance of a time banana through a thin layer of gabardine.

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