A troubled computer user accidentally pressed the caps lock button and doesn't know how to turn it off. Naively, he seeks help from the internet. The internet tells him: you can't turn it off, it's irreversible. I love the internet.
If io9 exists for any reason, I'd like to think that it exists to screw with Yahoo! Answers, the online community where random Yahoosers ask questions for other random people to answer. Like, for example, this question: