CIA Inflatable Sex Doll Experiment: "Blow Up" Gets New Meaning

You know how, when KGB agents are tailing you, all you want to do is roll out of the car while your driver keeps going? Only those agents aren't dumb: If they suddenly see one fewer head inside the car, they're gonna know something's up. Spytechs at the CIA figured that if you brought along something compact yet … » 5/23/08 12:30am 5/23/08 12:30am

Dilbert's Boss Is Probably Zoltan in Disguise

Today's Dilbert cartoon reminds me of Addy's brilliant story about Zoltan, the man who married a robot made with a sex doll, hacked teledildonics, and A.L.I.C.E., the artificial intelligence software that makes her brains. Some people made fun of Zoltan, but this cartoon shows a simple fact: many humans, bosses,… » 3/30/08 10:30am 3/30/08 10:30am

Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love

Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she… » 3/25/08 11:00am 3/25/08 11:00am