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    Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
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    Image of kylenalepa kylenalepa
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    OK, that was pretty freakin' hilarious. Some of the funnier parts, for those who don't understand Japanese:


    1. They knocked over a bowl of Tabasco sauce. The kid started yelling at the zombie that it was blood and the zombie licked it up.


    2. When they retreat down the hallway, the little boy is yelling stuff like, "Bring it on!" "Come on out!" and such. Hilarious!


    3. The zombie, when he's leaving, grumbles that he's not going to come back to this home again.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/10/09

    @kylenalepa: Can you explain why their clothes have English on them, and everything else is in Japanese?
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    Image of jiveabillion jiveabillion
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    I like Turtles!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/10/09

    @jiveabillion: Me too!
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    Image of Silver_Back Silver_Back
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    This is proof that kids will only slow you down when the zombie apocalypse begins. Chuck the kids at the zombies and live for another day!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    @Silver_Back: Wise words...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    Oh Japan. Don't you know this is how children turn into cosplay dressing otakus with 13 year old virtual girlfriends?
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    Image of jrghoull jrghoull
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    so its dawn of the dead meets home alone?


    awesome.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/09/09

    @jrghoull: Dead At Home Alone Alive
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    Does everyone except me have a film crew in their house and talk with a microphone?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    @Scotland: What? Did we miss you? Apologies from my crew.


    * looks at calendar *


    How's Sunday for you?

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    Given that they were in the kitchen, I'd say this "zombie" was lucky that the kids did not know that the right way to stop a zombie is to grab a meat cleaver and behead them.


    Still, even if the kids had done that, I somehow suspect that Japanese audience would have just laughed all the harder.

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    Image of speaknspell23 speaknspell23
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    are you smarter than a zombie 5th grader?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    @speaknspell23: Those zombie 5th graders are pretty smart. They're all "brains... brains...". The best I can do is "ears... ears..." or maybe "nose... nose...", but that's about it.
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    Looks like some kind of pre-screening for Battle Royale

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    Image of AXSLV2 AXSLV2
    04/09/09

    @lpranal: yeah it was sucks... I heard it was based on a true story though
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    Image of Emiat Emiat
    04/09/09

    @AXSLV2: Battle Royale wasn't based on a true story, the book is fiction and the film and manga are based on the book.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/09/09

    @Emiat: No. I'm sure Japan puts kids through torturous death camps to breed only the best. Doesn't that explain the population decline in that country?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    In reply to Japanese TV Show Teaches Mortified Kids How To Survive Zombie Attacks
    What? When will there be a non-Japanese version of this? I suddenly feel that my zombieless childhood was empty.
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    04/09/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I like the end where the kids beat the shit out of the "zombie" actor.
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    Image of johcagaorl johcagaorl
    04/09/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: An actor would end up dead very quickly if we did this in America.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/09/09

    @johcagaorl: An American kid would be smart(?) enough to go for the neck first. Headless zombies can't see their victims!
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