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Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brains

Design Toscano wants you to "expect the extraordinary from your home and garden," and that includes the walking dead. Take this 13-lb. resin undead garden zombie, for example. Designed by British artist Alan Dickinson, it's a life-sized resin sculpture that would be a terrifying addition to any lawn, garden or personal graveyard. More »

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Gizmondo to Rise From The Dead In Winter 2008, Founder Says

Not only is Gizmondo coming back, Carl Freer says you can expect to see a new version of the handheld console by the end of the year—this time without the whole defrauding investors and crashing Ferraris schtick, supposedly. More »

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CompUSA: It Lives!

After it died, CompUSA was bought by Tigerdirect, and here are some of the first pictures of the freshly awakened PC retailer. Even better, the zombified store is reported by reader Martin B. to be better than its pre-undead version:
It's a much better store than it used to be, full of components, motherboards, and lots of actually _helpful_ people who know computers.



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Zombie Survival Kit For Sale Now - Be Prepared

Being caught unprepared during a zombie attack is tantamount to jumping into a lion cage with big pieces of ham strapped to your neck. Be prepared. And part of being prepared is having the right equipment, which is why you should invest in these Zombie Survival Kits now for sale on eBay. You'll never know when you need it. Well, you will know when you need it—when the mofuckin' zombies come. [eBay]

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Crawling Zombie Vigorously Drags His Legless Carcass Into Your Heart

If you're one of the hordes of the zombie-obsessed, you're going to love The Crawling Zombie, a legless, lifeless and red-eyed oaf that chases you across the table as he cries out such pithy sayings as "Hey, slow down, would ya? I can only crawl so fast!" and "I can't feel my legs," and even more wisecracks. Jump to the next page for a video of this undulating undead ogre in action. More »

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FBI to Fight Zombie Hordes, BBC Says

For some reason, when I read "FBI Tries to Fight Zombie Hordes" this morning I really got excited. The idea of an FBI squad hunting smelly, vicious and utterly stupid brain-dead slobs has a certain charm. Sadly, they are not looking for your dorm roommate or my ex-mother-in-law, but for something completely different.
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Zombies Mob SF Apple Store, Forget IDs at Home, Pay Cash Instead

The Zombie flash mob group—yes, they're exactly how they sound—over at eatbrains.com organized and pulled off an SF Apple Store invasion yesterday. Brain- and flesh-eating Zombies filed into the Apple store and feasted on white plastic along with their usual blood and guts, which probably helped their digestion a little thanks to Apple's recent efforts to go green. Worst pun of the year? Probably. More »

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Russian Coffin Buries You with Panic Button

Ever since we saw The Serpent and the Rainbow as a little kid, we've had this unnatural fear of being buried alive. Well, a Russian inventor by the name of Vitaly Malyukov must have watched the same movie cause he's designed a casket with a built-in panic button that lets you contact the living in case your quack of a doctor accidentally pronounced you dead. Pushing the panic button (which glows in the dark) alerts the cemetery caretaker who can then dig you back up (after they return from their lunch break, of course). So in the end you'll wind up dead one way or another. No word on pricing or availability. More »

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Corpse Solar Light: Green In More Ways Than One

While we've already posted an extensive Halloween Roundup, it has come to my attention that there is one necessary addendum: the Corpse Solar Light. The zombie is 17 inches of the most gruesome plastic you've ever seen. He holds a solar powered lantern in one hand...where is his other...maybe BEHIND YOU! Whoa. It's ok. Just relax. I didn't mean to actually scare you. More »

The Zombie Preparedness Kit Sold exclusively at the Willamette Parkview Mall.

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Gizombo: Keeping Readers Living

No one knows why we have been so suddenly thrust into a world knit from nightmare, but as your grandmother's dentures lodged bicuspid-deep in your Louisville Slugger testifies: the zombie apocalypse is upon us. More »

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Zombie Survival Guide

For those just scrambling to catch up on what a zombie is and how to survive this apocalypse, be sure to grab your Zombie Survival Guide before it's too late. This complete handbook for protecting yourself from the living dead contains all the valuable information you'll need, from the best weapons to how the infection spreads. More »

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Winchester XXX-Magnum Zombie-Killing Shotgun Shells Flying Off Shelves

As the rest of the world begins to awaken to the hordes of undead walking the streets, sales of 12-gauge shotgun shells have become a high-demand commodity. Milk and bread sales have slumped as terror-stricken citizens clamor for 1300fps ammo to destroy the brain-stems of our new zombie overlords. More »

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Bathy's Hawaii: Time the Moments Until Your "Changeover"

Trapped outside your submarine while zombie turtles rip and snap at your already tattered wet suit and SCUBA gear? Go down in style with the Bathy's 100 Fathom dive watch. Designed by a dude on Kauai who was looking for something to wear while threshing some gnarly waves—Is that the terminology? Now that the OC kids are either dead or shambling aimlessly through LA, hunting for Gucci enclosed arms on which to gnaw, we can never be sure—this watch is PVD coated to keep it corrosion free and features a Ronda quartz movement with big date and huge, lumed hands. The bright seconds hand will allow you to track the time until your congealing blood draws the sharks. More »

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Hemopurifier: Human-Powered Blood Filter

Developed by Aethlon Medical (conveniently located in San Diego), the Hemopurifier is a "rolling-pin-size" unit designed initially to be used as a dialysis unit. After shunting the unit into your veins, the force of your circulation will push your blood through the device. More »

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Crowd Control: Toro Lawn Boy 10367

Once the slavering undead have broken in, it can be hard to clear them on out. But while you'll likely never have the luxury of mowing your verdant green lawn on a Sunday morning ever again, that neglected gas mower is the perfect tool for a little crowd control. With a patented Easy-Stride™ Self-Propel System that will reduce operator fatigue even as its 6.5 horsepower, 4-Cycle Tecumseh engine chops through rotting flesh and human bone, the Lawnboy 10367 is the ultimate zombie gelatinator. Featuring both a patented blade design that reduces mulching and also a side-discharge bag, you can spare yourself a messy clean-up by collecting the quivering slurry of the zombie horde as you mow. More »

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Jetlagged? Turn Into a Zombie

Researchers have discovered that half of the world's population is chronically jetlagged. Out of sync with daylight cycles, their circadian rhythms have dangerously slowed down their metabolic processes, making them feel as if they've just stepped from a trans-Pacific flight. Scientists from the Aguadeculo Institute of Metaphysical Research have concluded that the 50% of the living population that's been feeling so out-of-sync should consider turning into a zombie. More »

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Zombie Hand Holds Leash, Flips Bird for You

If you get lonely walking that dog by yourself, why not get a genuine Zombie Hand to hold, keeping you company while you're out for a stroll? The hand has been carefully butchered from the decaying body of a vintage zombie in Haiti, and sanitized for your protection. Let the Zombie Hand do the work for you, holding onto the leash, gesturing approvingly to your pet, or even slowly and ominously flipping the bird to that annoying neighbor. More »