Of Course the Worst "Call Me Maybe" Parody Comes From a Zuckerberg

Presenting "Fund Me Maybe," the worst "Call Me Maybe" parody yet to hit the internaughts. It's about venture capital and Silicon Valley and love, maybe? Anyways. It's horrible, and the band performing it (Feedbomb, because of course that's what they'd call themselves) is fronted by Mark Zuckerberg's sister Randi. »7/29/12 7:00pm7/29/12 7:00pm

Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In for a Billion Dollars When Facebook Goes Public

Zuck! You ol' devil. As part of Facebook's upcoming IPO you're going to sell 30.2 million shares at a price somewhere between $28 and $35 per share, which we'll just call a billion dollars because it's a nice big round impressive number. Congrats! At least someone's going to be getting rich off of this thing. »5/03/12 3:59pm5/03/12 3:59pm