It's Time to Ditch Facebook and Start Over

Most of us have had Facebook accounts for the past few years, if not a decade. But time and bloat have turned once-beloved font of nostalgia into an onslaught of faux-sentimental sludge from strangers. So as Facebook stands poised to break itself into a bunch of different apps, we say to you: Screw it. It's time to… » 4/18/14 10:00am 4/18/14 10:00am

Holy Crap, Is This Mark Zuckerberg's Embarrassing Childhood Angelfire…

The word on the interwebs today is that this 1999 Angelfire page belongs to one Mark Zuckerberg. Yes, that Mark Zuckerberg, which means this could be the very first website that the hoody that made Facebook ever created. If true, it's a time machine into the 15-year-old brain of the most powerful man on the Internet. » 4/03/13 6:23pm 4/03/13 6:23pm

Facebook For Android Is So Crappy, Zuck's Reportedly Forcing His Crew…

When you were a kid your mom made you eat brussels sprouts. They were awful. But you ate them because you had to. Similarly, Facebook employees are reportedly being forced to use Facebook for Android. But not because it's great and they just don't see it, because they need to be reminded what a piece of steaming… » 8/23/12 2:40pm 8/23/12 2:40pm

Of Course the Worst "Call Me Maybe" Parody Comes From a Zuckerberg

Presenting "Fund Me Maybe," the worst "Call Me Maybe" parody yet to hit the internaughts. It's about venture capital and Silicon Valley and love, maybe? Anyways. It's horrible, and the band performing it (Feedbomb, because of course that's what they'd call themselves) is fronted by Mark Zuckerberg's sister Randi. » 7/29/12 7:00pm 7/29/12 7:00pm

Zuckerberg Claims "Multiple" Facebook Phones Coming This Year

The young billionaire had a recorded message for HTC's Mobile World Congress event today, praising HTC's new social efforts. He also announced that there will be more "phones with a deeper social integration" coming in 2011, with "multiple devices" due and possibly even as many as a dozen. Quite a change in position… » 2/15/11 5:26am 2/15/11 5:26am