BlackBerry Storm Tattoo Wins Guy a Storm For Real

Hands up who thought Zune guy » 11/10/08 11:30am 11/10/08 11:30am was crazy, even after his recent ? Right...brace yourselves: The guys at were running a "What would you do for a BlackBerry Storm?" contest, and they've got themselves a winner. A genuine new BlackBerry Storm- winner. Ohgoodgodno. Check out the video of the winner actually getting…

Zune Guy Makes Yet Another Fantastic Life Decision

Zune Guy — arguably the greatest fanboy of our time » 10/20/08 5:32am 10/20/08 5:32am — has decided to finally commit his from his namesake to ink. So what does he do? He integrates the Zune logo into a tattoo of Dick Cheney as the Devil, where it serves as a makeshift inverted pentagram on the veep's forehead. As far as tattoos go, this…

Zune Guy Looks Even Creepier with an iPod touch

Apple, if this has all been just one particularly ambitious viral marketing campaign, know that this photo would scare even the most loyal of fanboys, forcing them to boil their poor iPods for proper sterilization from the new, intangible "ick factor." In all seriousness, we're sure that Steve "ex-Zunemeister" Smith… » 7/29/08 2:20pm 7/29/08 2:20pm

Is Microsoft Abandoning the Zune? Zune Guy Smells So

In his apparently final transmission, the Zune Guy reveals that it wasn't just the lack of a Zune announcement at E3 that choked the last pepperoni-scented fanboy breath out of his furry, tattooed frame. No, he "can kinda smell" that Microsoft is "slowly pulling out of a product," and "backing away from what they… » 7/28/08 8:30am 7/28/08 8:30am

Zune Tattoo Guy Asks Microsoft's Permission to Change Name to…

As if this Zune Tattoo guy couldn't get any crazier, he's actually starting the process of legally changing his name to "Microsoft Zune." As you'd suspect, Microsoft might have a problem with that, so Mr. Zune Tat called up tech support to ask their permission on whether it was OK. And for all of our enjoyment, Steve… » 4/14/08 3:35pm 4/14/08 3:35pm