Not to brag, but 2015 was a solid year for reviews of Quiznos sandwiches and other food offerings on YouTube.

Here are some reviews that really made the cut. The cut of deli meat in a toasty Quizno’s sandwich!

Quiznos Turkey & Brown Mustard Pretzel Sub! REVIEW by JoeysWorldTour

“I love brown mustard because it’s really good for you, I’m assuming,” Joey says, because sometimes a real expert is the guy who freaking admits he doesn’t have all the answers.

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Joey knows he doesn’t have all the answers. Only God does. God, and Quiznos.

Quiznos SatisFIRE Ciabatta by Daym Drops

I like how Daym is willing to admit to his influences, particularly Taz, his muse/Periscope follower who told him to review Quiznos.

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Daym’s enthusiasm for the affordable lunch options of his local Quiznos franchise is like an extra dash of rosemary on ciabatta—not necessary, but appreciated.

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May we all love something as much as Daym loves sandwiches, Quiznos, reviewing sandwiches on YouTube, and life.

CarBS - Quiznos Pretzel Bread Sub by Wreckless Eating

This review is fine, but the real thing we need to pause and admire is how this man named a show about eating carbs in a car while BS-ing “CarBS.”

Worst Meatball Sandwich - Quiznos Italian Meatball by EatThisNotThat

This reviewer doesn’t eat the sub, which should make this a piece of trash, but it’s hypnotizing. She just cuts it into little pieces and rubs her hands all over it in a way that is both vaguely obscene and oddly satisfying. Who’s a bad, dirty sandwich?

Quiznos Peppercorn Steak Sub by JJ’s FoodReviews

I really like that JJ admits that he’s eating Quiznos because of a promotion right off the bat. Earns the viewers’ trust. The only good Quiznos review is a radically transparent Quiznos review.

Quiznos and their Runny Soup. by FrankieFiveangels

Doesn’t even need words to get his point across. The point is why would you order jizz-lookin soup when you could eat a delicious sandwich. Classic!

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Did I miss any stellar Quiznos reviews on YouTube? Please leave your recommendations for overlooked/underappreciated Quiznos reviews in the comments below. Subway reviews NOT welcome.