The Best Way to Troll Someone Who Just Got Lasik

Here's a screenshot from a Reddit user giving a course in Advanced Trolling Theory.

The text isn't actually text, just an image of blurry words dropped right into the post. Here's some context on the message board board:

it's a private message board and is therefore not indexed in google

http://digitalgangster.com

and it's something the user vershun photoshopped and posted. it isn't css, nor did i doctor it

edit: sorry, photoshoot*

A few other users added some tricks for making everything blurry using CSS and filter webkits. Happy trolling. [Reddit]