So you're thinking about sending a dick pic. Congratulations! There comes a time in every man's life when this thought crosses his mind. This very website has even implied that it's ok to send a sex organ selfie to any asshole in your phone book.

But before you hit send on this message of your manbits, take a look at this list and make sure the receiver is not one of the following people:

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1) Your mother

2) Your father

3) Your sister

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4) Your brother

5) Your grandmother

6) Your grandfather

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7) Your aunt

8) Your uncle

9) Your cousin

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10) Your second cousin

11) Your next door neighbor

12) Your roommate

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13) Your former roommate

14) Your ex-girlfriend

15) Your ex-boyfriend

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15) President Barack Obama

16) Vice President Joe Biden

17) Secretary of State John Kerry

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18) Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel

19) Attorney General Eric Holder

20) Secretary of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack

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21) Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker

22) Secretary of Labor Thomas Perez

23) Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius

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24) Secretary of Transportation Anthony Foxx

25) Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell

26) Your senator

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27) Your representative

28) Your state senator

29) Your state representative

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30) Your high school pre-cal teacher

31) A local news anchor

32) A librarian

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33) Your doctor*

34) Your boss

35) Your intern

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36) Your dentist

37) Your rabbi

38) Your neighborhood barista

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39) The woman who works at the checkout at CVS on weekends

40) A comedian

41) The guy who played Squints in the Sandlot

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42) This Bloomberg reporter

43) A police officer

44) A firefighter

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45) A private investigator

46) Nik Richie

47) Sam Biddle

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48) Me

49) Anyone on this list

50) Anyone who works for any website in any capacity

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51) Martha Stewart

52) Oprah

53) Tonya Harding

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54) Tanya Tucker

55) Nancy Kerrigan

56) Diane Sawyer

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57) Barbara Walters

58) Brian Williams

59) Brian Wilson

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60) Brian Wilson

61) Carnie Wilson

62) Wendy Wilson

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63) Chynna Phillips

64) Phillip Seymour Hoffman

65) Phillip Phillips

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66) Michael Phelps

67) Fred Phelps

68) Fred Willard

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69) Willard Fillmore

70) Al Roker

71) Will Smith

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72) Jada Pinkett-Smith

73) Willow Smith

74) Jaden Smith

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75) Your housekeeper

76) Your mailman

77) Your plumber

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78) Your building's superintendent

79) Tiger Woods

80) Elin Nordegren

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81) Nevada Senator John Ensign

82) Mark Zuckerberg

83) Priscilla Chan Zuckerberg

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84) General David Patraeus

85) A landscaper

86)A jeweler

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87) Thomas Friedman

88) Thomas Keller

89) Thomas Kinkaide

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90) Clarence Thomas

91) Your barber

92) Your esthetician

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93) Your manicurist

94) Your shrink

95) Your dermatologist*

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96) The guy from Catfish

97) Ian McKellan

98) Guy Fieri

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99) Gordon Ramsay

100) Emeril Lagasse

101) Mat Honan

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102) The golf pro at your in-laws' country club

103) Your sister's best friend

104) Your niece

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105) Your nephew

106) A farmer

107) Your dad's fraternity brother

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108) A lobster fisherman

109) Your yoga teacher

110) Woz

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111) Kevin Bacon

112) His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis

113) The notary that works at your post office

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114) Dennis Haskins

115) Mark Curry

116) Alfonso Ribeiro

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117) Mark Paul Gosselaar

118) A TSA agent

119) A flight attendant

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120) A pilot

121) Ben Savage

122) Dan Savage

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123) Joey Lawrence

124) Matt Lawrence

125) Andy Lawrence

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126) A waiter

127) A bartender

128) Your doorman

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129) Hotel concierge

130) A travel agent

131) A carnie

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132) A clown

133) A baker

134) Your drug dealer

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135) Henry Blodget

136) Kevin Rose

137) Kevin Rose's dog

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138) DJ Khaled

139) Michael Stipe

140) A judge

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141) A court reporter

142) A boat driver

143) Jamal Mashburn

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144) Lisa Leslie

145) Tom Jones

146) A professional poker player

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147) A Blackjack dealer

148) An Elvis impersonator

149) An Elvis fan

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150) A teen

151) A tween

152) Mayor Rob Ford

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153) A cow

154) Jaleel White

155) A sushi chef

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156) A beat poet

157) Andre 3000

158) Bill Gates

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159) Bill Nye

160) Bill Clinton

161) George Clinton

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162) The guy who installed your cable box

163) An archeologist

164) A museum curator

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165) A Subway Sandwich artist

166) A garbage man

167) A window washer

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168) A clod of dirt

169) An Apple genius

170) Ben Stein

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171) Tucker Carlson

173) A haberdasher

174) A security guard

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175) A mathematician

176) A janitor

178) A backup dancer

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179) Drake

180) Alec Baldwin

181) Stephen Baldwin

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182) Billy Baldwin

183) Taebo inventor Billy Blanks

184) Sharon Stone

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185) Sylvester Stallone

186) A scone

187) A small block of cheese

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188) A cartoonist

189) A secretary

190) A personal trainer

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191) The ladies who do Tai Chi every morning in the park near your office

192) Your old piano teacher

193) A construction worker

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194) A city parks employee

195) A dog walker

196) A dog groomer

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197) A veterinarian

198) A pediatrician

199) A mortician

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200) Sarah Mclachlan

201) A Canadian

202) Survivor host Jeff Probst

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203) Randy Jackson

204) Jermaine Jackson

205) Tito Jackson

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206) Janet Jackson

207) Marlon Jackson

208) Jackie Jackson

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209) LaToya Jackson

210) Marlon Jackson

211) Some twigs

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212) Anthony Weiner

*If you're texting your doctor a dick pic, chances are you should just make an appointment