The Perfect Valentine's Day Card for Our Times

You haven't made Valentine's Day plans yet. That's okay! Who needs 'em? Manufactured holiday, singlehood empowerment, overpriced prix fixe menus. But if you must make a romantic gesture next month, let it be this card. It sums up modern relationships pretty much perfectly.

From the inspired mind of Emily McDowell, the $4.50 greeting crams more sentiment into 24.75 square inches of heavyweight matte stock than a dozen roses or sonnets:

There is nobody else I'd rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.

You've got until Feb. 6th to order it in time for the 14th if you live in the U.S. That should be plenty of time to find someone worth giving it to, right? [Etsy via Cup of Jo]