In the latest iOS 10 update, Apple added hundreds of new and redesigned emoji. The world of the emoji can be difficult to navigate, for sex-havers and virgins alike. Using the incorrect emoji in a message to one of your cooler friends or a potential new lover can leave you humiliated, looking like a fumbling nerd who can’t even send a goddamn text right. So how do you use these new symbols to effortlessly and effectually convey who you are—a person who has definitely had sex before—through the medium of the iMessage?
Do not fear, my fellow sex-havers. Gizmodo is here to guide you every step of the way. We’ve decoded the multitudes of new symbols Apple has given us. Follow these simple rules if you want your text messages to tacitly (or explicitly) announce, “I! Have! Had! Sex! Before!”